Alright, so yesterday I shot my first hardcore scene with Jeremy Roddick for Videoboys. I think it went pretty well, and by that I mean "We got off and I still can't feel anything below my waist".
Anyways, here's how it went down in this bitch. After getting my makeup done by Ian (I'm turning into a diva I tells yeah), we started off by doing a photo shoot, that basically had us miming the basic movements of the scene. If you think posing pictures is awkward enough, imagine doing it naked. With another naked dude beside who happens to be swinging some pipe.
Then came time for the actual filming. Jeremy was INCREDIBLY hot, and a perfect gentleman, but there was one tiny problem. Actually, tiny is kind of an ironic misnomer. Jeremy Roddick is fucking HUGE. Don't believe me? Behold, bitches. (Warning: PENIS)
DUDE IS PACKING NINE INCHES. Seriously, the first time I saw it face to face, I wasn't sure whether to suck it or feed it a peanut. Naturally, I went with the former. After that, it was rimjob time. I think the term "tossing my salad" would be an understatement. Jeremy didn't toss it so much as he Peyton Manning-ed that bitch 100 yards. I highly reccommend it.
Then came the fucking. All I can say is, I have a new found respect for woman who go through natural childbirth. It was like jamming a square peg in a round hole, if the square peg was roughly the size of a mid-size sedan. My first fuck-scene and I'm taking it from the guy who looks like he has a peninsula growing between his leg. A small colony of smurfs could live on the head alone. It hurt like a bad-mother-shut-yo-mouth, but then again, I am just talking about Jeremy Roddick's shaft, so I could dig it.
After three different positions of Jeremy jackhammering my brains out (literally. I think I left my occipital lobe on Ian's bedside stand), I shot my load, and then he flipped me over for the facial. Needless to say, Jeremy shot like a geyser, and I ended up sporting a There's Something About Mary. But sweet holy jeebus did it ever feel good.
So, a couple things I learned from my shoot:
1. RJ Danvers makes it look WAY easier than it actually is.
2. Always close your eyes during the cumshot.
3. Everyone should get fucked by Jeremy Roddick at least once in their life. Sure, you won't be able to walk afterwards, but it is SO worth it.