tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post8399508553627723742..comments2023-12-23T12:05:17.567-05:00Comments on Adult / Entertainer: Kill, Fuck Or Marry: Lack Of Freakin' Sleep EditionJeremy Feisthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15414479123294770273noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-72758541384867868112009-03-20T18:44:00.000-04:002009-03-20T18:44:00.000-04:00Kill: Sean “Slug” Daily (Who the fuck calls themse...Kill: Sean “Slug” Daily (Who the fuck calls themselves slug, Seriously?) <BR/>Fuck: Pharrell Williams (I like tattoos, plus imagine him beat boxing on your junk. It just sounds like fun.)<BR/>Marry: Sam Sparro (a.) he's going to be uber big some day. Get him while the getting is good. b.) He's really cute, and i couldn't just fuck him and leave him. <BR/><BR/>Kill: Wionna Ryder (you know she'd try to kill you in your sleep and blame it on someone else.)<BR/>Fuck: Gwyneth Paltrow (As mentioned before with a ball gag.)<BR/>Marry: Halle Berry <BR/><BR/>Kill: Ian Somerhalder (I'm not really a fan of Lost.) <BR/>Fuck: Milo Ventimiglia (What can i say I like Italians.)<BR/>Marry: Taylor Kitsch (he's fucking Gambit! nuff said)<BR/><BR/>Kill: Kirsten Dunst (DIE BITCH!)<BR/>Fuck: Reese Witherspoon (Only if there's a 3-way with Jake Gyllenhall, otherwise she dies too.) <BR/>Marry: Charlize Theron (I'd totally flip teams for her.)<BR/><BR/>Kill: Brent Everett (He needs to eat something. I could snap that guy with a thought.)<BR/>Fuck: Jeremy Hall (just call me a size queen.)<BR/>Marry: Jason Ridge (he was the star of the first porno i ever bought so there's some nostaglia there.)<BR/><BR/>Kill: Jemina Pearl (she seems like a tool)<BR/>Fuck: Brodie Dalle (can we say strap-on?)<BR/>Marry: Pink (obvs) <BR/><BR/>Kill: Russel Brand (also a tool, one might call him a dbag)<BR/>Fuck: James Franco (he went from Pineapple Express to Milk, 2 great movies how can you not want to sleep with him?)<BR/>Marry: Neil Patrick Harris (In Boston, lots of people and he can wear the dress.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-32105800456587696512009-03-17T12:54:00.000-04:002009-03-17T12:54:00.000-04:00Me too for the lack of sleep, but I know why. My b...Me too for the lack of sleep, but I know why. My bloody upstairs neighbours had a raucous party that went on til 5 am! Which made me feel very stabby. But I used sarcasm on them instead. (I don't think they got it, they are South African fratboy types.... so I also called the noise patrol..)<BR/><BR/>um, topic? OK.<BR/><BR/>Kill Sean, fuck Pharrell, marry Sam. I had no idea he was so cute!<BR/><BR/>Kill Winona (well, you could never trust her with your stuff or your drugs!), fuck Gwyneth (with a ballgag in so I wouldn't have to hear her talk), marry Halle. <BR/><BR/>Kill Milo (he's a girl-hitting douche), fuck Ian, marry Taylor. Riggins for the win! God, he's so hot, I'd like to...(*tails off into incoherent mumbling*...)<BR/><BR/>Kill control-freak Reese, fuck Kirsten, marry Charlize.<BR/><BR/>Kill Jeremy (that face...sorry, just, no), fuck Brent (for obvious, nay, protruberant reasons!), marry Jason.<BR/><BR/>Kill Jemina, fuck Brodie, marry Pink. I like her attitude! <BR/><BR/>Kill Brand before any of his diseases could get near me, fuck Franco before he od's on whatever he's on, marry NPH. OK, it would be a lavender marriage, I accept that. But he's just so cute and talented!Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16033325684252709482noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-72474623481467183822009-03-15T19:38:00.000-04:002009-03-15T19:38:00.000-04:00Fuck: Pharrell Williams Kill: Sean “Slug” Daily Ma...Fuck: Pharrell Williams <BR/>Kill: Sean “Slug” Daily <BR/>Marry: Sam Sparro?<BR/><BR/>Marry: Halle Berry <BR/>Kill: Gwyneth Paltrow <BR/>Fuck: Winona Ryder<BR/><BR/>Kill: Taylor Kitsch <BR/>Marry: Ian Somerhalder <BR/>Fuck: Milo Ventimiglia<BR/><BR/>Fuck: Reese Witherspoon <BR/>Marry: Kirsten Dunst <BR/>Kill: Charlize Theron<BR/><BR/>Kill: Jeremy Hall <BR/>Marry: Jason Ridge <BR/>Fuck: Brent Everett<BR/><BR/>Marry: Pink <BR/>Kill: Jemina Pearl <BR/>Fuck: Brodie Dalle<BR/><BR/>Marry: James Franco <BR/>Kill: Neil Patrick Harris <BR/>Fuck: Russel BrandAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-85060237902439997632009-03-15T15:47:00.000-04:002009-03-15T15:47:00.000-04:00In k/f/m order:1. Kill Slug, fuck Pharrell, marry ...In k/f/m order:<BR/><BR/>1. Kill Slug, fuck Pharrell, marry sam. This has nothing to do with talent, it's purely sexual.<BR/><BR/>2. Kill gwyneth because she's so fucking pretentious, fuck winona because you know she's freaky, and marry halle berry because she's gorgeous and rich.<BR/><BR/>3. I don't even know who any of these people are (except milo, who's hotness on gilmore girls will not save him this time), so purely on a physical level: Kill Milo, fuck Ian because he looks dirty, and marry taylor.<BR/><BR/>4. Kill Kirsten (is that even a question?) fuck reese, marry charlize.<BR/><BR/>5. Kill Brent, fuck Jason, marry Jeremy. He's so adorable!<BR/><BR/>6. Kill Brodie, fuck P!nk, marry Jemina.<BR/><BR/>7. This is hard! I really love neil Patrick harris, but as my girl parts freak him out, he's getting the axe. Fuck Russel, cuz he's a sex addict so you know it'll be good, and marry James Franco cuz I just want to put him in my mouth.Marra Alanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330579364037146714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-67716346622553485062009-03-15T13:39:00.000-04:002009-03-15T13:39:00.000-04:001) Kill Sam, fuck Pharrell (fun with alliteration)...1) Kill Sam, fuck Pharrell (fun with alliteration), marry Slug (and fuck A LOT)<BR/><BR/>2) Kill Gwyneth, fuck Winona, marry Halle (and pick all future scripts for her. Girl should not be left to her own devices)<BR/><BR/>3) Kill Ian, fuck Strokeface, marry Taylor (and do things that would make Jesus weep in jealously)<BR/><BR/>4) Kill Reese, fuck Kirsten, marry Charlize (she's African American, too!)<BR/><BR/>5) Kill Brent, fuck Jeremy (DC WOOO!), marry Jason.<BR/><BR/>6) Kill Jemina, fuck Brodie (hard and dirty), marry Pink.<BR/><BR/>7) Kill Russell, kill Russell's hair, FUCK FRANCO, marry Neil. (I agree with meaux about keeping Franco on the side. A girl's got needs that laughter just won't satisfy)jMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17170149901242229130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-33886790681304714582009-03-15T11:18:00.000-04:002009-03-15T11:18:00.000-04:00Oh man... There's some on that list, I would want ...Oh man... There's some on that list, I would want to do all three with - fuck, kill and marry (but not necessarily in that order). And no doubt, some will kill themselves upon realizing that I either fucked or married them. <BR/><BR/>And then there's the small matter that I've already done, at least one of those things with at least one of the people on that list. <BR/><BR/>Don't bother asking. Sorry, I never **** and tell. The question, then becomes, should I do it again or choose one of the other options...?<BR/><BR/>This list is going to keep me awake now... I need a drink.<BR/><BR/>)-0Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-5486284673413165162009-03-15T10:36:00.001-04:002009-03-15T10:36:00.001-04:00In K/F/M order:1. The "makes meaux feel old and cl...In K/F/M order:<BR/><BR/>1. The "makes meaux feel old and clueless" bracket: Daily / Williams (he looks just as douchey, but at least he doesn't call himself "slug") / Sparro (he's kind of yummy)<BR/><BR/>2. Ryder / Berry / Paltrow (oh, I know she's snobby and has been flogging that stupid GOOP thing, but for some strange reason I like her still.)<BR/><BR/>3. 'Kay, I was going to kill Kitsch (mostly because of the hype) until I looked at the picture of that Somerhalder dude. He looks like an alien tool in those glasses. So, Somerhalder / Kitsch / Ventimiglia (even though I'm probably about a dozen years too old for him).<BR/><BR/>4. Witherspoon (sorry sweetie, but you're such a high-strung Type A sort, and I'm a lazy slob. It'd never work.) / Dunst / Theron.<BR/><BR/>5. Ooh, more pretty porn stars this week! Everett / Ridge / Hall, methinks.<BR/><BR/>6. The "makes meaux feel old and clueless II" bracket (okay, I am familiar with Pink, at least): Pearl (keep your tongue in your mouth unless you're doing something productive with it, missy!) / Pink / Dalle (mmm, she is one foxy rock chick.)<BR/><BR/>7. Oh, this one is super-easy. Kill that annoying tool Brand, fuck the hell out of Franco, marry the delicious Harris, and keep Franco on hand as a fuck buddy unless I can convince Harris to stay in hetero character when he's off the set.meauxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14313629560625928694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2186460244247429760.post-51995153880215645042009-03-15T10:36:00.000-04:002009-03-15T10:36:00.000-04:00I completely understand about the lack of sleep th...I completely understand about the lack of sleep thing! Maybe a nap later?<BR/><BR/>And on to the fun:<BR/>1 fuck Pharrel, kill Sean, marry Sam<BR/>2 marry Halle (did you know she's diabetic), KILL Gwyneth, fuck Winona<BR/>3 marry Taylor, fuck Ian, kill Milo<BR/>4 marry Reese, kill Kiki, fuck Charlize<BR/>5 fuck Jeremy, marry Jason, kill Brent<BR/>6 marry Pink, kill Jemina, fuck Brodie<BR/>7 kill James, marry Neil, fuck Russel<BR/><BR/>I love doing this. It can be such a tough decision!Lizziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12639850172943893454noreply@blogger.com