Heigl Whacked! Miley Hacked! Nadal Jacked! It's News On Bar Napkins!

Brangelina has given birth to their fourth set of twins this month! Thank you, Anonymous Source! (WIMB)

McHeigl might get McWhacked from McGrey's for being a McBitch. (E!Online)

Who likes ogling at stolen pictures of Miley Cyrus? You do? Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you sick fuck?! (IDLYITW)

Here's some shirtless Rafael Nadal to wash the taste of underage Disney porn out of your mouth...Oh, that sounds wrong. (Just Jared)

Hellboy II took in $36 million at the box office this weekend. I would have gone to see it, but well...You know how Wall-E turned out, don't you? (Pajiba)