Oh Fuck It. It's A Slow Day. Here's Some News To Shove Down Your Face Hole.

Andy Dick was arrested for being Andy Dick. I mean seriously, why is this man even allowed outside. (Yeeeah!)

Where the fuck is Sarah Jessica Parker's Mole...Yes, it really is THAT slow of a news day. Get off my back. (Socialite Life)

Tori Amos thinks Perez Hilton is intelli...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (WIMB)

Here's some Helen Fucking Mirren bikini shots to perk you up. Seriously, girl has got it going on! I don't even swing that way, and I'd hit that (assuming she had a dark room and a strap-on). (Daily Mail)

Now that you're awake, Here's Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw tearing Alone In The Dark apart. (Escapist)