Behold My Complete Lack of an Ass!

Warning: This is yet ANOTHER Pierre Fitch post. What can I say? He's very sweet and he treats me well. Anyways, It's a long and confusing story, so I'm just going to cut to the end:

He gave me a pair of his undies.

...Yup. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

I kinda feel like one of those creepy Japanese business men who buy used schoolgirl panties. I'm serious, they really do that down there. Kinda weird, but hey, it's not like I can point fingers here. I took some pics in them, just for comparison, but other than that, what do you do with signed undies? Do you frame them? Not sure, but I'll just try to figure out what to do with them.

Anyways, here's a side by side for you to compare:





Quick Question, but who wore them better, me or Pierre? Leave your vote in the comments, and be honest (Unless you're voting for Pierre. In that case, just lie and vote for me).

And also, now would be a good time to remind you that I'm running around in my undies this Saturday, and that I only need $125 to reach my goal. And if that's not enough for you...



Wow, I really have no ass. I have a void where my ass should be. I have one tiny, tiny ass, but it's mine and I love it. So start paying up bitches! Just follow the link here.

Can I Ask You Guys For A Couple Tiiiiiiiny Little Favours? Pleeeeeeease?

Yay! Thank you! Alright, so the first one is that I decided to do a Cancer Fundraiser Walks here in Montreal. It's for the Segal Cancer Centre, and it's to help fight cancers around the pelvic region. Oh, and one more thing? I have to do it in my underwear. Yup. Anyways, you know what this means: Donations!

Oh come on, I'm not asking you to fork over your life savings, but honestly anything you guys could send would be great. My goal so far is $300, because I'm not sure how good I am at begging for money, but if I see I'm doing well, I'll scootch it up a tad. Anyways, you can send donations Right Here. Thanks a lot!

Alright, number two is only for the gay/bi guys in the house, so all you others don't have to worry about. Anyways, bloggie friend and all around super nice guy Pierre Fitch just started his own social networking site, and I told him and Matt The Great! that I'd help spread the word. Anyways, the site is called http://www.meetpierrefitch.com/, and you can register for free. You don't have to do anything, but if we could up the numbers, I'm sure Pierre would appreciate it. Here's a little promo flyer they sent. I'm putting one up here, but I'm gonna print some others out and hand them out in the Village. Anyways, thanks guys!