Oh Shut Up. Baby Animals Are AWESOME.

Little Baby Animals doing adorable things is as Pajiban as whiskey and David Beckham's golden balls (read: his ass). Anyone who says otherwise is a terrorist and must be shot point blank in the face.

Also, I'm super lazy this week. Like REALLY lazy. I'll get back to regular blogging next week. For now: The Cuteness.





And now that I have your attention, Quebec is currently being called the Puppy Mill Capital of Canada, which pisses me off to no end. Seriously, the stuff some people do to these poor little guys is sickening. I'm not asking you to run out and start throwing buckets of red paint at people, just watch the video and learn a little bit about the conditions they're in here.

Sexy Wii! Stolen Weaves! Cute Puppies! It's News On Bar Napkins!

Hey, I'm all for the secon amendment and all (as long as you're responsible), but who in their right fucking mind thought it would be a good idea to give these two fucktards guns? (WIMB)

Marilyn Manson's wig was stolen by a fan. In completely unrelated news, Erik Rhodes was last seen whistling innocently, holding his hands behind his back. (Yeeeah!)

Because I just love T.R. Knight, here's some pictures him and his boyfriend with their dogs. Awww! (Socialite's Life)

And in more Puppy news, The Flaming Lips are giving away FREE PUPPIES. It doesn't get any better than this... (Pitchfork)

Oh wait, it can! Here's a playgirl model doing the Wii Fit hula-hoop game in a thong. (Towleroad)