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While we wait for Morgan Freeman to recover from his crash yesterday, let's take a look at seven people who should have been in a car accident instead. (The Comedy Feed)

Amy Winehouse will sing about cooking on her upcoming album. Her favourite recipes include "Pee-Crack Duck", "Rosemary & Marijuana Chicken" and "Dead Rat Roasted In A Meth Lab Explosion". (Contact Music)

Aden & Jordan Jaric, the most annoyingly perfect gay porn star couple ever, become even more perfect by posting advice on coming out...grumble...stupid, flawless Jarics...(Meet The Jarics)

"Knife-Weilding Robot Saves Patrick Swayze's Life". Sometimes, it's just too easy. (BWE)

And to finish it off, get your geek on with some BSG lovin'. (Pajiba)