Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hissing Fauna, Are You The News On Bar Napkins?

While we wait for Morgan Freeman to recover from his crash yesterday, let's take a look at seven people who should have been in a car accident instead. (The Comedy Feed)

Amy Winehouse will sing about cooking on her upcoming album. Her favourite recipes include "Pee-Crack Duck", "Rosemary & Marijuana Chicken" and "Dead Rat Roasted In A Meth Lab Explosion". (Contact Music)

Aden & Jordan Jaric, the most annoyingly perfect gay porn star couple ever, become even more perfect by posting advice on coming out...grumble...stupid, flawless Jarics...(Meet The Jarics)

"Knife-Weilding Robot Saves Patrick Swayze's Life". Sometimes, it's just too easy. (BWE)

And to finish it off, get your geek on with some BSG lovin'. (Pajiba)

1 comment:

litelysalted said...

Aww, sweetie... There there.

This will probably be of very little consolation, but you're at an age where everything is crucial and intensified. I know it hurts now, but trust me when I say it gets easier. And someday you'll probably run into this guy, and see through your idealized fantasy of him, and you'll probably laugh. I know because I've been there, with more than a little thanks to modern inventions like Facebook and Myspace. ;)