The Monday Brain-Picking: What Gets You Off?

Alright, so since I'm currently up to my tenth Sunday Kill, Fuck or Marry, it occurred to me that I still have absolutely no idea what the fuck any of your types are. As such, I've decided to add a new day-based feature to the blog: The Monday Brain-Picking, where I get you to spill your squishy little guts for my own personal benefit. Sounds fun, doesn't it? Anyways, as a sort of Market Research for my new career, and for future KFMs, today's Brain-Picking:

When it comes to the sex and dating, what's your type, and what's your dream bonk?

I'll get things started off by saying that no, I don't really have a type, but I tend to weak-kneed and doe-eyed for the muscle guys. Not like "all veins are clearly visible through the skin" kind of muscley, but still, big muscles make me melt.

And my dream bonk? The Rock. Oh sure, he may be trying to do the whole "Dwayne Johnson" think now, but dude? Let's face it. You named yourself something that borders on pervertedly sexual, you're not living that down, EVER. Nor should you.

So let's see those squishy little guts people. What's your pleasure?