Well, I'm leaving the country to go camping for the weekend, and I'll be back sometime Monday. Until then, you're just going to have to get your unfunny pseudo-news written by a retarded slut somewhere else. Might I suggest Jezebel? Anyways, to keep y'all satisfied, here's one last News On Bar Napkins before I go.
In more Christian Bale news, his mother and sister may or may not be part-time clowns, and his sister may or may not have called his wife a whore. I cannot make this shit up. WIMB
Anne Hathaway's Diaries are being confiscated by the FBI for evidence against her ex-boyfriend. Let the Princess Diaries jokes start in 3, 2, 1...(Celebitchy)
Marc Jacobs is marrying his boyfriend of seven months in Paris this weekend... And then, just to fuck with all of us, he's going to marry Jason Preston and Erik Rhodes. (PR Inside)
In "This Is Complete Bullshit And The American Justice System Is Five Kinds Of Fucked" News, Lawrence King's 14-year old killer is going to be tried as an adult. Double. You. Tea. Eff. (Towleroad)
Nintendo can fucking suck it. This comic pretty much sums up why. (VG Cats)
And Pajiba has some sexy new shirts. Me Likey! (Pajiba!)
So I'm off, see you guys later! Here's something to keep you occupied...
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Showing posts with label Christian Bale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christian Bale. Show all posts
Friday, July 25, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
When There Is Nothing Left To Burn, You Must Set News On Bar Napkins On Fire
In destroyed crush news, Christian Bale was arrested after a domestic dispute with his mother and sister. Really? REALLY? (WIMB)
And in other incredibly depressing news, pour a forty out for Golden Girl Estelle Getty. Here's to you, Sofia. (BWE)
Praised be Godtopus! Pajiba releases it's list of the top ten most bangable celebrities, with some bonus Tina Fey shots. (Pajiba!)
And because I just love lists, here's Pitchfork's list of the most overlooked albums of '08 (so far).
Christiano Ronaldo now comes in three delicious flavours, including "Spicy", "Extra Spicy" and "Sweet Holy Jesus, How Are You Not Dead From Melanoma". (Just Jared)
And in other incredibly depressing news, pour a forty out for Golden Girl Estelle Getty. Here's to you, Sofia. (BWE)
Praised be Godtopus! Pajiba releases it's list of the top ten most bangable celebrities, with some bonus Tina Fey shots. (Pajiba!)
And because I just love lists, here's Pitchfork's list of the most overlooked albums of '08 (so far).
Christiano Ronaldo now comes in three delicious flavours, including "Spicy", "Extra Spicy" and "Sweet Holy Jesus, How Are You Not Dead From Melanoma". (Just Jared)
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