An Open Letter To Elizabeth Hasselbeck

YOU CRAZY FUCKING BITCH, ARE YOU HIGH? I'm sorry, so just because the majority agrees with something, that makes it alright? What, just because you managed to get voted off of Survivor, you think you are capable of forming a well-thought and articulate opinion? Bitch, please. My Godtopus, even Sherri Shepherd is smarter than you, and she said she wasn't sure if the earth is flat (though in all fairness, she's gotten better)! Fuck you, you ignorant bitch.

Choke on a bag of shit,

Jeremy Feist

(Yes, I know, two open letters in a row. I just got back from work and my tattoo hurts. Sue me.)