Five Freebies Friday: Day-Late Edition

Yeah, I know, Five Freebies Friday on a Saturday? BLASPHEMY! Well, whatever, I really am incredibly lazy like that, so this really shouldn't be that surprising to you, really. Anyways, here they are.

#5: Jeff Tweedy

He's kinda fugs, but come on...He's in fucking Wilco, man! FUCKING WILCO!



#4: Benjamin McKenzie

Because I just saw Junebug (about fucking time) and he was actually pretty good in it.



#3: Michael Lucas

Meh, say what you will, he finally (FINALLY!) gave me a reason to post about gay porn on Webster's Is My Bitch. Kudos.



#2: Tito Ortiz

Because I saw Zombie Strippers yesterday, and surprise! He was actually kinda hot for someone who regularly gets the shit beaten out of him.



#1: Ricky Sinz

Because he wrote a smart and articulate post on the Fort Worth bar raids and...Oh who am I kidding, he's just fun to look at, isn't he? Be still, my icy-cold, beating heart.

Five Freebies Friday

#5: Justin Chambers

Because he looks good scuba diving. Mmmmmm...



#4: Josh Duhamel

Because he went on the record saying he wanted to punch Perez Hilton in the face.



#3: Til Schweiger

Because the new trailer for Inglourious Basterds looks AWESOME.



#2: Johnny Depp

Because he left a $4,000 tip on a $4,400 bill.



#1: Wolf Hudson

Because he just lost is idol here. Come on, dude needs a huggle right now.



(Actually, come to think of it, being forced to do me would probably make things worse...Never mind)

Five Freebies Friday (June 19th, 2009)

#5: Ryan Reynolds




#4: Ryan Reynolds




#3: Ryan Reynolds




#2: Ryan Reynolds



#1: Ryan Reynolds



Yeah, I cheated a bit, but come on...IT'S RYAN FREAKING REYNOLDS HERE!

Five Freebies Friday (June 12, 2009)

#5: Brad Pitt

For the classic sexiness of Fight Club.



#4: Jon Stewart

For completely obliterating the douchebags at Morning Joe.



#3: Jason Sparks

For letting me know I'm not alone in the whole "Parental shame" bit.



#2: Chad Manning

For his hotness, which is only fueling my raging Twitter addiction.



#1: David Beckham

For...Really, do you need a reason?

Five Freebies Friday!

Okay, so since this blog is severely lacking in the eye-candy department, I'm starting a new feature: Five Freebies Friday. Basically, I pick the five most fuckable guys of the week and then post pretty pictures of them. Sounds good? Tits. Well, here we go.

#5: Justin Long

For starring in a horror movie that was actually...good.


#4: Kiefer Sutherland

For ripping Ben Stiller a new one at the MTV Movie Awards.


#3: Rob Romoni

For being equal parts hysterical and crazy on Twitter.


#2: Chris Pine

For yanking his head out of his ass and dumping Audrina Patridge.


#1: Bradley Cooper

For Than Hangover, which was surprisingly not shitty.