Five Freebies Friday (June 12, 2009)

#5: Brad Pitt

For the classic sexiness of Fight Club.



#4: Jon Stewart

For completely obliterating the douchebags at Morning Joe.



#3: Jason Sparks

For letting me know I'm not alone in the whole "Parental shame" bit.



#2: Chad Manning

For his hotness, which is only fueling my raging Twitter addiction.



#1: David Beckham

For...Really, do you need a reason?