#5: Brad Pitt
For the classic sexiness of Fight Club.
#4: Jon Stewart
For completely obliterating the douchebags at Morning Joe.
#3: Jason Sparks
For letting me know I'm not alone in the whole "Parental shame" bit.
#2: Chad Manning
For his hotness, which is only fueling my raging Twitter addiction.
#1: David Beckham
For...Really, do you need a reason?