Monday, June 8, 2009

Godtopus Built My Pornjiba

Alright, so after last night's panic attack, it looks like my mom doesn't know. And if she does, she's not saying. Well, my aunt and cousins know, so this right here is something of a ticking time bomb. As it turns out, my cousin must have left her Twitter account open, which my aunt then read. That means that my aunt now probably knows all about my career, and it's really only a matter of time before the parental units find out.

Shit.

I'm a little pissed right now, mostly because I told my cousin when she started following me that she couldn't tell anybody about anything I put on Twitter. Obviously, that didn't work out too well, did it? I mean yes, it was an accident, but she knew what I put up there was our secret, and she spilled it. Great.

Anyhoodle, in other news, I got me a spiffy new tattoo today. I'm sure the Pajibans will get a kick out of this, but for those of you who don't know, this right here is The Godtopus. Just google it or something.

12 comments:

Marra Alane said...

Well, let's just hope your mom is like my mom, and would never do or say anything that would make anyone (especially her) uncomfortable.

And the tattoo? I love it I love it I love it! I'm super jealous. Plus, nice undies. Wait, is it weird that I said that?

Robert said...

Dear member of The Eloquents - great tat and, as always, insightful reviews.
x Robert

Snath said...

That is a fantastic tattoo. I think Dustin should declare today to be Jeremy Feist Day or something.

jamiepants said...

I hate you for being so awesome, Jerms.

BarbadoSlim said...

Godtupus will be pleased!



WORSHIP HIM!!!

cindy said...

Super cool.

Figgylicious said...

beyond awesome.

Bigg said...

Sweet tat - and best of luck with the parental unit negotiations.

Drake said...

first, AWESOME tatoo.

Next, here's a big e-hug. You're a sweet, handsome guy, and hopefully your family will see you're still the great person you've always been.

Good luck with your mom tonight. I'll be sending good thoughts your way.

katefolsom said...

Here's a bit of advice from me to you: If it's a secret, don't put it on the internet.

Sincerely,

A girl whose mom knows more than she needs to know about my private life because I put shit on the internet.

Lainey said...

Well, if that's not just the cutest thing ever!

Oh and the tattoo is adorable, too. ;)

Austintacious said...

Awesome tat Jeremy! I have always said I wanted to get one but there was nothing in my life important enough to me to permanently imbed it in my skin. You just gave me my first clue of what that might be.