Alright, so after last night's panic attack, it looks like my mom doesn't know. And if she does, she's not saying. Well, my aunt and cousins know, so this right here is something of a ticking time bomb. As it turns out, my cousin must have left her Twitter account open, which my aunt then read. That means that my aunt now probably knows all about my career, and it's really only a matter of time before the parental units find out.
I'm a little pissed right now, mostly because I told my cousin when she started following me that she couldn't tell anybody about anything I put on Twitter. Obviously, that didn't work out too well, did it? I mean yes, it was an accident, but she knew what I put up there was our secret, and she spilled it. Great.
Anyhoodle, in other news, I got me a spiffy new tattoo today. I'm sure the Pajibans will get a kick out of this, but for those of you who don't know, this right here is The Godtopus. Just google it or something.