Hug + Cuddle = "Huggle"

I have a lot on my mind right now, but instead of going into those, I'm just going to post this video, mostly because it combines my two favourite things in the entire world: Cuddling and Adorable animals. I've never realized this until literally right this second, but my life's ambition is to someday own an elephant seal. Are they unreasonably large, too heavy to house in an apartment and quite possibly dangerous to try and domesticate? Yes. But look at his widdle eyes! And when he bends back he has little chubby ripples! ...Squee...

Burrito, The Golfing Dog: Greatest Thing EVER

I really have no other way of prefacing this one, other to say HOLY CRAP, they dressed up a little dog as an itty-bitty caddy, then gave him a mini-mini-putt, then taught him how to golf. Part of me thinks this might count as animal cruelty and the other part is currently looking up animal shelters in the area that prodominantly feature pets that can also play sports...Although technically I don't really think Golf is so much a sport as it is a bunch of rich white men hitting a fucking ball. But I digress. Point is, this dog is fucking AWESOME.