Cynthia Nixon's Bitchy Girlfriend Doesn't Like Me

So a little while back, I was asked to do an interview for Gay Porn Blog (which is about as SFW as you think it is; Meaning not very), and of course I was thrilled. It was a great interview, and Jack Shamama was incredibly nice. Anyway, one interview later, the interview was posted and there was some positive feedback and of course negative feedback. Meh, take the good with the bad I suppose, right? Anyway, it wasn't until this message that I got just a teensy bit pissed.

Oh good. Just what we need: another sexually-inexperienced teenager with 6 measly inches of dick. Somebody, alert the studios - we've got our next star!!

And maybe give a heads-up to the Pulitzer people while we're at it. He's a "writer" too... and lord knows that must be of equally, earth-shakingly brilliant quality!

Posted by: Christine Marinoni at January 1, 2010 8:33 AM

My first reaction: What the hell did I do to piss off Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend so much? Seriously, there's mean, then there's just being a flat-out cunt. Let's take this apart piece-by-piece, shall we?

Just what we need: another sexually-inexperienced teenager...

Sexually-inexperienced? Nine months ago, maybe, but now? Not so much. Hell, I've probably had more sex (Hell, I've probably had BETTER sex) than you've had in your worthless little life. And I get money for it while you couldn't even pay for it.

...6 measly inches of dick.

That's in real-life terms actually. If we're going by porn terms, I could get away with seven inches easily. Maybe even seven and a half if we're gonna go all out. But I decided not to lie about my size, and considering that the average guy has about 4.5 inches dangling between their legs, statistically speaking my "6 measly inches" as you so put it so politely is probably a lot bigger than your sad little Baynis.

He's a "writer" too...

No, actually, that's just writer, without the passive-aggressive quotation marks. You see, I'm actually an employed writer for Litely Salted. As in, a real writer. Which is more than I can say about you. But seriously, this is fun. We should do this more often. Tearing down your cunty little ramblings is fun. I enjoy exposing you for the worthless little troll you are. But nice try though. Better luck next time.

A Quick Thought On Talent Versus Decency

I know, I know, the Roman Polanski thing is pretty old fucking news right now, but I have to do some research on Lee Miller for an English essay tomorrow, so consider this a quickie post.

It alarms me that Hollywood is actually backing Polanski on his recent arrest, to the point where they're literally trying to have him set free. Gotta love how willing they are to back La Cause Du Jour. Yesterday, it was save the planet. Today, it's exonerate the man who drugged and raped a 13-year old girl.

I'm not going to deny that Roman Polanski is a superb artist because, let's face it, he is. He knows his way around a movie. But saying that he should be allowed his freedom because of his art is basically saying that it's perfectly okay to sexually assault a child, just as long as you can make a good movie.

To be honest with you, the message is easily the most shameless and vile thing to come out of Hollywood in a long while. It's saying that someone can abuse and permanently damage a child simply by the principal of who they are. And for those who say he "served" his time by going into "exile"? Ummmm...yeah. He CHOSE to flee the country. In fact, he CHOSE to flee the country after he managed to whittle his sentence down to a plea bargain. That's not "exile", that's just being repugnant.

I would be more pissed about this if it weren't for the fact that this shit happens everyday. In a perfect world, only the good would thrive. But this is the sucky real world, and here, assholes have power. Assholes have influence. Assholes can pretty much do whatever the fuck they want and people just sort of take it with a big smile on their face. It's like this in every industry. Hell, I've seen people in my own industry act like self-entitled, egotistical snobs. Say anything bad about these people, and guess what? You're out of a job. It sort of sucks, especially when you consider that these people totally have it coming to them.

But if Roman Polanski taught us anything, it's that assholes, unlike true love, diamonds or The Lord of the Rings, does not last forever. Assholes eventually fall once people realize they're full of shit, and rightly so. Are they talented? Of course. But what a person is capable of doing never excuses them from what they have done.

Fuck Off. I Really Don't Care Right Now

Ever have a day where you just feel inordinately angry for now reason? Well I'm having one of those days. I have no idea why, but right now, I'm fairly pissed off for no discernible reason, and anyone who holds it against me will be curbed.

Normally, I don't complain about my life too much. I mean, yeah I take the piss out of it, if only because I get myself into such stupid shit, I'd have to laugh at it, or else cry hysterically. But right now, everything and everyone around me sucks pretty hard.

I guess this is kinda my way of expressing anger. I bottle it up, it festers a little, and I unleash it every couple of months or so. Probably not the healthiest thing to do, but whatever. It's how I cope. Deal.

But you know what? Maybe I deserve to be a little angry right now. I go to classes I hate, I've got a job with terrible hours and pay, and the people I generally spend my time with like to pretend I don't exist unless they need something. So you know what? Fuck my life, everyone can suck it right now.

Here's some angry music to play you out. Cheers.