Gratuitous Ass-Shots (NSFW)

Yeah, if by any chance you're in an office environment or you have hang-ups about seeing someone's tuchus (specifically, mine), now would be an excellent time to click the little red X at the top of your screen, rather get an eyeful of my butt and get fired.Anyway, without further ado...Butts. Like, a lot of 'em.

Gratuitous Nudity Time!

Okay, so thanks to Dewayne for the shout-out today. As it turns out, Squirtz has released the press package, which means I now have the freedom to post some pics from the scene onto the blog. Yay! As a general warning, the following is not safe for work, since it has lots of penis in it. Although the blog does have a content warning, so you pretty much knew what you were getting into here. Anyhoodle, if you're not opposed to naked, neurotic white boys, behold!





Anyways, hope you like them! The good news is that Jeremy Roddick is currently working on my next scene, and it should hopefully be up sometime next week. There will be more of the sexiness, dammit!

I'm Lazy. Here's Something Shiny To Play With In The Meantime

Hey all! Apparently, if the comments are any indication, y'all love yourselves some Becks. So while I work on updating the Jukebox, here's a gratuitous photo-dump of Becks in all his semi-naked glory. Cheers!






And of course, the blessed pic that set many a Pajiban Panties ablaze...