Apparently, I'm Twelve Years Old

A propos to nothing, here are a bunch of videos that will have you laughing inappropriately in public. Granted, these are all terribly wrong in their own special way, but still, have fun!

A Long Weekend Video Roundup

Holy shit, has it ever been a long time since I threw one of these together. I blame this entirely on the fact that with summer here, I now have more time to be productive and shit, rather than sit around listening to some dude with a Hitler mustache drone on about Western Civilization. So, you know, yay me for being all productive and shit I guess. Woo?


Anyways, first video is from Sarah Haskin's "Target Women" in which she goes after hair care commercials. Personally, I kinda totally hate all hair products. Honestly, I have the same general reaction to gel and it's unholy brethren than Roger Rabbit to The Dip. Not fun.


I blame this next one entirely on Vermillion for getting me addicted to all things Phil Ken Sebben. Ha Ha! Dangly Bits.



If only because I fucking love this series, here's a new one from Auto-Tune The News, now with 50% more Joe Biden in Space!



The folks at Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin? take on Trauma Center, and the unbeatability of Atlus games in general. Seriously? There is NO WINNING THOSE THINGS.

Video Games | HAWP | Trauma Center

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

And finally, here's the trailer for the next installment of the Halloween Remake thing. Apparently, the people who made it are total dicks and refuse to post something on youtube, so I had to get it from their goddamn site and blah blah blah...Needless to say, it looks like shit. If it was made once, there's no reason it needs to be made a second time. Leave the gore to Bruce LaBruce, hacks.Halloween II - Theatrical Trailer

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Hey Jer, Watcha Playing?

Yes, another video dump. I'm bored, whatevs. So here are some vids from a series called "Hey Ash, Watcha Playing?" All I can say is, HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?

I'm So Lazy, That If I Was Walking Down The Street, People Would Point At Me And Say "Oh My God, What A Big, Lazy Ass!"

First video comes from Cracked today, which is also where I get my love of lists. Ha! Kidding! That's actually my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Watch this video while I go make sure my oven isn't on. (Bonus: Magic Squirrels!)

9 (Classy) Ways to Treat a Woman -- powered by Cracked.com

Ever wondered what a live-action Ms. Pacman would look like if it had a bitchin' soundtrack? Probably not, but this video is the shit. Here's the Go! Team's video for Junior Kickstart.


Sad fact of the day: Coraline is coming out in two days, and despite being better than every other movie opening this week (i.e. Pink Panther 2, Fanboys, He's Just Not That Into You...), it will still get beaten at the box office. For now, here's anoth sneak peek.


Because if yesterday's post was any indication, you folks REALLY don't like The Jonas Brothers. So courtesy of the Soup, Quarantween (IT'S MILEY!).


Finally, for those of you who aren't Pajibans, here's the wonderful and fabulous and sexy and talented and all around cool Sofia performing her hit song, Mah Boobs.

Massive Amounts Of Monty Python, Because I Fucking Love You

...And also because it's late, and I'm working on something secret. If all goes well, I'll let you know what it is. But for now, enjoy classic british comedy while I do secret things.

Secret.

It's Time To Play The Music, It's Time To Light The Lights

Because I really need to update this thing in like 15 minutes, here's a gratuitous Muppet video dump. Because Muppets are awesome. Oh, and HotAndy, if you're reading this...IT'S ON, MUTHAFUCKAH. More on this later. For now, Muppets!

A Youtube Stocking Stuffer

Who has two thumbs, no exams left and only fell on his ass twice today? Me, that's who! Yup, today was my Calculus final, and I don't think I failed! Go me! Yes, I consider the fact that I can rake in something over a 60% a huge friggin' achievement. What can I say? I have low standards for myself. It keeps me from expecting good things to happen.

That's in no way sad.

To celebrate, I'm putting on my lazy pants and kicking up my feet. There's a week left until Christmas, I've finished my shopping, and in a couple weeks, it'll be 2009. Funny, I figured 2008 would be different. But looking back, nope, still stuck in my own life. It's a bittersweet moment really. I'm hopeful that maybe next year will be different, but at the same time, I've been saying that for what, three years? I'm starting to feel like I'm living in a groundhog year, and I'm just gonna keep reliving it over and over again until, what? Where's the the exit sign to follow?

Sorry, that just kinda came out all at once. Not really sure where that came from. But maybe it's better to be hopeful. Better to believe for once that maybe things will change. Alright, stopping with the talking now. Who's ready for some videos?

Okay, I probably could have put Sara Bareilles on my list of guilty pleasures, but to be honest with you, I don't feel guilty about listening to her. And if this video doesn't make you squee a little on the inside, you have no soul.


I don't know how I found this. I started watching Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends during a sick day, figuring it was a stupid kid's show, and holy jeebus was I ever wrong. Either this shit is hysterically funny, or I have the maturity of a five year old. Or both.


Reason #649,025 that I will miss Pushing Daisies once it is unceremoniously taken off the air: Kristin Chenoweth's singing. Remember kids, every time Kristin Chenoweth sings, an angel gets its wings!


Womanizer has finally crossed the threshold from catchy to annoying (this is called the "Umbrella Parallel"), but this cover by Lily Allen makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside. H/T to Stacey!

I'm Wearing My Lazypants Today, So Here Are Some Videos!

I'm gonna level with you here: I've been trying to make sure that I crank out a new blog post everyday, and so far I'm doing pretty well. But today, the weather outside was just Godtopus-awful, so I spent the entire day in bed, watching Donnie Darko and going through the Bonus Features of 30 Rock, my trusty laptop by my side. As of late, the DVD drive seems to be stuck, so I've taken to shaking my laptop in order to punish the little people inside. I'll work on that later. For now, here are some videos you should see.

First up is the trailer for the upcoming Straight to DVD movie adaptation for Dead Like Me. As much as the news of more Dead Like Me makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside, really? a DVD movie? That's it? Even Jessica Simpson can crank out one out for theatres. And oh, how Reggie has grown.


Oh, you know me, I love me some Dr. Tran. Let this be a lesson to you all: Don't fuck with the shaved ice babies, or else Godtopus will kill you with his penis. And don't even get me started on what Godtopussy will do to you.


I'm pretty much obligated to post anything by Feist, so here's her new video for Honey Honey, chock full of puppet-y goodness! Hint hint, Meaux darling.


Since I've been cracked out on a 30 Rock bender for the last three days, enjoy this clip of the cast belting "Midnight Train to Georgia". Glerg.


And finally, a look at what Teen Wolf would have been like if it was 100% more honest. Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, spooky, scary...AW, DAMMIT, IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW.

Hellooooooooo, Nurse!

A sure sign that school is destroying your social life: Last week, I spent an hour talking to Matt about The Animaniacs. Remember the Animaniacs? Fuck I loved that show. I haven't seen it in years, but thanks to the magic of youtube, I've benn on a bender ever since.











What can I say? I love a good anvil gag.