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Okay, last Dark Knight post until the Oscar nods come up, 'kay? Good. The movie took in $155 Million at the box office, and broke a whole shit load of records. Here's to you, Heath. (PITNB)

T.R. knight gets outgayed by...wait for it...Robin Williams? Really? Ouch. At least T.R. is hotter and his date is cute. (WIMB)

Johnny Rotten attacks Bloc Party's Kele Okereke in a racial fight. For the record, I would call Johhny a washed up has-been, but that would imply he's actually done anything of value in his miserable life. Fuck you Johnny. (Queerty)

Little Kuriboh has made another epsiode of The Abridged Series, and you know what that means! MORE GAY CLOWNS! (YGO: TAS)

Ben! Mason! Halen! It's News On Bar Napkins!

Amy Winehouse Face-Palming someone else makes me face-palm myself. And isn't it ironic, don't you think? (IDLYITW)

Ben Folds announces his new album, and duets with Regina Spektor. You just know Dustin Rowles is rubbing it in on this one. (WIMB)

Ryan Gosling has a gay porn twin! I'm not sure how I missed that one, but I suddenly must have sex with Mason Wyler. (This goes without saying, but NSFW!) (!!omg!!)

Michelle Williams is making a biopic about Heath Ledger so that their daughter Matilda will know more about her daddy...No, I am not going to make a joke about this, what the fuck is wrong with you? (livenews)

A special shout out to boo at The Music Is The Message, who is so metal, she shits pennies. (TMITM)

News On Bar Napkins (Or, my first attempt at HTML tags. Epic Fail imminent)

Alright, new feature time! In order to actually get some traffic for this piece of shit I call a blog, I'm opening the gossip floodgates. Sue me. This also means I'm going to have to learn HTML tags I would have learned during those programming classes had I been paying attention instead of reading Erik Rhodes' blog.

Stupid Sexy Erik...grumble...


Remember back when news broke about Heath Ledger's death and Jack Nicholson took the opportunity to be a dill-hole? Heath to Jack: "SUCK IT!" (mYoUvies)

Yay! It worked! Now for more!

Neil Patrick Harris + Nathan Fillion + Musical = Fanfuckingtastic! (Dr. Horrible)

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton + Torture Porn + Musical = Bad Karma (WIMB)

Lily Allen threatens to stop making music if her album flops. Why couldn't this story be about Toby Keith? (Now Mag)

And in serious news, It's a girl for Thomas Beatie, AKA Pregnant Trans Man! (ABC News)