While we wait for Morgan Freeman to recover from his crash yesterday, let's take a look at seven people who should have been in a car accident instead. (The Comedy Feed)
Amy Winehouse will sing about cooking on her upcoming album. Her favourite recipes include "Pee-Crack Duck", "Rosemary & Marijuana Chicken" and "Dead Rat Roasted In A Meth Lab Explosion". (Contact Music)
Aden & Jordan Jaric, the most annoyingly perfect gay porn star couple ever, become even more perfect by posting advice on coming out...grumble...stupid, flawless Jarics...(Meet The Jarics)
"Knife-Weilding Robot Saves Patrick Swayze's Life". Sometimes, it's just too easy. (BWE)
And to finish it off, get your geek on with some BSG lovin'. (Pajiba)
Showing posts with label Amy Winehouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amy Winehouse. Show all posts
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Ben! Mason! Halen! It's News On Bar Napkins!
Amy Winehouse Face-Palming someone else makes me face-palm myself. And isn't it ironic, don't you think? (IDLYITW)
Ben Folds announces his new album, and duets with Regina Spektor. You just know Dustin Rowles is rubbing it in on this one. (WIMB)
Ryan Gosling has a gay porn twin! I'm not sure how I missed that one, but I suddenly must have sex with Mason Wyler. (This goes without saying, but NSFW!) (!!omg!!)
Michelle Williams is making a biopic about Heath Ledger so that their daughter Matilda will know more about her daddy...No, I am not going to make a joke about this, what the fuck is wrong with you? (livenews)
A special shout out to boo at The Music Is The Message, who is so metal, she shits pennies. (TMITM)
Ben Folds announces his new album, and duets with Regina Spektor. You just know Dustin Rowles is rubbing it in on this one. (WIMB)
Ryan Gosling has a gay porn twin! I'm not sure how I missed that one, but I suddenly must have sex with Mason Wyler. (This goes without saying, but NSFW!) (!!omg!!)
Michelle Williams is making a biopic about Heath Ledger so that their daughter Matilda will know more about her daddy...No, I am not going to make a joke about this, what the fuck is wrong with you? (livenews)
A special shout out to boo at The Music Is The Message, who is so metal, she shits pennies. (TMITM)
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Michelle! Jezebel! Bay's Dark Knight Hell! It's News On Bar Napkins!
While I'm happy that my straight-boi crush Michelle Collins made the list of "Twenty Bloggers We Want To See In Bikinis", this raises quite a few questions. Where are Stacey Nosek and Agent Bedhead? How in the fuck did that Jezebel bitch make the list? And where can I send in my application for "Twenty Bloggers We Want To See in a Speedo"? (URLesque)
And speaking of Jezebel...The two prostitards made an appearance on Thinking and Drinking, and proceeded to shove their feet, legs, and most of their abdomen into their mouths. Let the Flame Wars start in three, two, one... (Huffington Post)
Because I simply refuse to shut up about this movie... Behold Micheal Bay's script for The Dark Knight. Epic Fail imminent. (Defamer)
All Amy Winehous needs now is a giant Zig-Zag and she can turn herself into the world's largest joint. (WIMB)
Having already teamed up with Disney, Square Enix ups the "WTF?" ante by making a game with iPod. GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! (Gay Gamer)
And speaking of Jezebel...The two prostitards made an appearance on Thinking and Drinking, and proceeded to shove their feet, legs, and most of their abdomen into their mouths. Let the Flame Wars start in three, two, one... (Huffington Post)
Because I simply refuse to shut up about this movie... Behold Micheal Bay's script for The Dark Knight. Epic Fail imminent. (Defamer)
All Amy Winehous needs now is a giant Zig-Zag and she can turn herself into the world's largest joint. (WIMB)
Having already teamed up with Disney, Square Enix ups the "WTF?" ante by making a game with iPod. GET ON THE HYDRA'S BACK! (Gay Gamer)
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