Bad Romance: The Start Of The 1st Annual Anti-Love Week

It's Valentine's week, and as you all know, I fucking despise Valentine's. Hate it. Hate hate hate hate hate. Honestly, I hate VD more than life itself. Therefore, I have declared this week to be Anti-Love Week here at NOBN, which (as you might expect) is seven days of pure, unadulterated hate to balance out the capitalist, faux-sentimentality of VD. To kick things off, here's a first in a series of honest Valentine's Day Cards. Give it to someone you love hate this Valentine's Day!