This was a conversation Matt and I that happened the day Dennis Hopper died:
Me: Did you hear? Dennis Hopper died today.
Matt: No way, really?
Me: Yeah, totally. First Gary Coleman, now Dennis Hopper...This is a bad weekend to be famous.
Matt: Wonder who's gonna be the third one to die?
Me: What the hell are you talking about?
Matt: Well, celebrity deaths always happen in threes, so one more is going to die.
Me: Does Simon Monjack count?
Matt: Who's he?
Me: He was the creepy fat guy that was married to Brittany Murphy.
Me: Fuck, then it's gonna be someone we actually care about.
Matt: Yeah, but who?
Me: I wanna say Lindsay Lohan, but I feel like she has a couple more months in her. Probably one of The Golden Girls. I'm guessing Rue McClanahan, because Betty White is badass.
Matt: God, I hope not.
Me: Yeah, me too.
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