Yes, I stole this from Lainey, but to be fair, she stole this from a Hobo (or something) so it's all good! Anyway, here's a list of things you'll never hear me say:
- Aw man, you know what's fun? Flossing twice a day!
- Tila Tequila totally deserved that Academy Award for Best Actress.
- I think I've had enough Diet Coke for one day.
- I'm going to stop wearing leather and eating meat, and join PETA!
- 30 Rock? No thanks. I'd much rather watch The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
- Does this cookie come in a tasteless, calorie-free variety?
- I vow never to let a single drop of alcohol pass these lips ever again.
- Man, I could totally go for some pussy right about now.
- I'm going to quit porn and become a man of the cloth.
- Sorry Matthew Rush, but my type of guy would have to be someone anorexically thin, hairless, and with absolutely no tattoos whatsoever.
- My ass is too fat.
- Only one more week of throwing up and I'll finally reach my goal weight of 120 pounds!
- You know, I could probably go a week without my iPod.
- I don't miss Clyde at all.
1 comment:
She's not a hobo! She's a wee, funny, thing.
"Man, I could totally go for some pussy right about now." -- I should have put that on my list, too.
PS: The word verification is "Loreali" and now I want to watch Gilmore Girls...
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