Tuesday, March 23, 2010
The Penis Mightier
So guess who just finished writing his first book ever?
Yeah. So after months of writing and blocks and random discombobulation and such, I finally finished writing it. As in holy shit, I just wrote a fucking book. Suck on THAT, everyone who said I would never amount to anything! Especially YOU, Mr. Donovan. You're a dick.
Okay, so technically, "Finished" might be jumping the gun a little bit. I still have to actually edit the damn thing (which I am really not looking forward too because UGH, more work) and then I have to send it to agents and get it published and blah and blah and blah...So, ummmm, I guess it's really only partially finished then, huh? Well whatever, I wrote a rough draft of a freaking book. That calls for some celebratory drinking, right? Well whatever, I'm gonna drink anyway.
Anyway, gonna go ahead and jump right over the gun here. I decided to dedicate the book to the following people:
#1: To Mama and Papa Feist. Not their actual names. For just loving me no matter what, and because if I don't they will hunt me down and beat me with sticks. Seriously, they said so.
#2: To Clyde. I loved you more than you could ever know. And you returned the favour. For this, I'm forever grateful to you.
#3: To the good folk over at Pajiba. There's a good chance you people are completely insane, but that's what I like about you. Thanks for being awesome.
#4: To all the single ladies. Now put your hands up.
Okay that last one might just be a joke. But still, I wrote a goddamn book. Sweet.