Tuesday, September 15, 2009

More Like Lord Of The GAY!

The following is an actual conversation between a friend and I during Ethics Class...

Campeau: You know, if we're gonna discuss the Ring of Gyges, we might as well watch Lord of the Rings.

Me: Ew, Lord of the Rings? Gag

Campeau: What's wrong with it?

Me: I dunno, I guess it's an okay movie, I just don't think it deserved the Oscar it won. It's also pretty gay too.

Campeau: What the hell are you talking about?

Me: That movie is pretty gay, dude. And this is coming from a gay who has gay sex. In my butt.

Campeau: Well, that is true.

Me: I could fly with rainbow wings over Brokeback Mountain and I STILL would not be able to match the gayness of that fucking movie.

Campeau: Brokeback Mountain was way gayer than Lord of the Rings.

Me: Are you kidding? If you took Brokeback Mountain, Philadelphia, The Birdcage and The Boys In The Band, threw them in a blender of gayness, it still wouldn't be as gay as that movie.

Campeau: Seriously, how is The Lord of the Rings gay?

Me: The Eye of Sauron is purposely shaped like a vagina, which Sam and Frodo must defeat with their gayness.

Campeau: Sam and Frodo are not gay, they're just two men who love each other and would do anything for each other...Oh wait, that is pretty gay.

Me: Also, Legolas looks like a chick.

Campeau: That he does.

Me: And Gandalf the Grey? More like Gandalf the GAY! HEY-O!

Apparently, I'm 12 years old.


El Bob said...

Totallly fuckin gay. Lord of the Rings is PG Gay porn. Great observation.


Drew said...

Psh I personally like guys with long hair as well of short :P

so Legolas is hot :P

and yes like a elementary discussion..

but I'd say not an oscar. Never read the books like my brother and dad did >_>

Rick said...

I wouldn't say it's all that gay; it's just more or less aimed at a younger crowd. Just run o' the mill, watered down American cinema. The books didn't come off nearly as lame as the movie, then again, I WAS 12 when I read them.

And Legolas looked all man...a really, really, pretty man...now, if he was just a bit shorter.

Rae at 24:01 A.M. said...

I never looked at it like that! Bhahaha, that's HILARIOUS.

And me and my gay best friend used to have a HUGE crush on Legolas, lol.