Tuesday, September 15, 2009
More Like Lord Of The GAY!
The following is an actual conversation between a friend and I during Ethics Class...
Campeau: You know, if we're gonna discuss the Ring of Gyges, we might as well watch Lord of the Rings.
Me: Ew, Lord of the Rings? Gag
Campeau: What's wrong with it?
Me: I dunno, I guess it's an okay movie, I just don't think it deserved the Oscar it won. It's also pretty gay too.
Campeau: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: That movie is pretty gay, dude. And this is coming from a gay who has gay sex. In my butt.
Campeau: Well, that is true.
Me: I could fly with rainbow wings over Brokeback Mountain and I STILL would not be able to match the gayness of that fucking movie.
Campeau: Brokeback Mountain was way gayer than Lord of the Rings.
Me: Are you kidding? If you took Brokeback Mountain, Philadelphia, The Birdcage and The Boys In The Band, threw them in a blender of gayness, it still wouldn't be as gay as that movie.
Campeau: Seriously, how is The Lord of the Rings gay?
Me: The Eye of Sauron is purposely shaped like a vagina, which Sam and Frodo must defeat with their gayness.
Campeau: Sam and Frodo are not gay, they're just two men who love each other and would do anything for each other...Oh wait, that is pretty gay.
Me: Also, Legolas looks like a chick.
Campeau: That he does.
Me: And Gandalf the Grey? More like Gandalf the GAY! HEY-O!
Apparently, I'm 12 years old.