The Downside Of Having A Good Day

Today has been a good day. Too good in fact. Things that happened today:

• Scored an interview for a position at American Apparel (Score one for Ironic Hipsters everywhere!)
• Finally completed my Halloween costume for Saturday (See above)
• Took sexy picture of myself in said costume and pimped it out shamelessly. Rrrrrrowr.
• Won free gay porn from Randy Blue (Score TWO for Ironic Hipsters everywhere!)
• Saw one of my best friends out on the street, having come back to Montreal on vacation.

As you can see, today was fucking awesome. Therefore, tomorrow will be total shit. It's basically the law of the universe for me: Every good day will be balanced out by a bad day later, and vice versa. I'm not being pessimistic, this is just how it works. Honestly, have you SEEN the kinda shit I've already been through this year? I remain cautiously optimistic. Although the fact that I have free gay porn on the way to me sorta helps to smooth that over.