Monday, October 26, 2009

What You're Favourite Musician Says About You

Britney Spears

I'm fun, flirty, and I have the musical taste of an eight year old girl with an IQ to match.

Amy Winehouse

I'm not an alcoholic, I can stop whenever the fuck I want. Which is later. Much later. Where the hell did my tequila go?

Lil Wayne

I add the phrase "No Homo" after every sentence for no discernible reason whatsoever.

Toby Keith

I'm teabagging Barack Osama to take our country back from the Queerosexual Jews.

John Mayer

I'm a caring, sensitive soul, and when you're not looking, I'll slip a roofie in your drink.

Animal Collective

Dude...I am SOOOOOOOOOO high right now. Check out my fingers maaaaaaan...


Whoa man...I'm freaking out, man! OH GOD THE BUGS ARE UNDER MY SKIN GET 'EM OUT GET 'EM OUT GET 'EM OUT.


I compensate for my ridiculously small penis by getting 100% on Guitar Hero.


I read Pajiba religiously, and I occasionally jack off while watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

The Pussycat Dolls

My Daddy never told me he loved me.

Katy Perry

Hey! Hey! Hey! Look at me! Hey! Look! Look what I'm doing! Hey! Hey! Tell me I'm pretty!

My Chemical Romance

I like to think of myself as a tortured soul, despite the fact that I'm a middle-class white American.


I'm a z-list gay porn star with an at best adequately written blog and no actual sex life to speak of.


Adrienne Saia said...


Here's mine:
David Bowie
- You have good taste, but you're also trying to satiate your latent lesbian tendencies by swooning over androgynous men. Either that or it's a weird Goblin King fetish. Weirdo.

ShinyKate said...

Hey! I'm not a gay porn star! The rest,, we do have a bit in common.

And your blog is fantastic. Stop with the modesty, already. :-P

Marra Alane said...

Ugh...confession time. I love Toby Keith. Not his music, I just think he's cool on the Colbert Report and he's a giant - I want to climb up and ride him.

Also, most guys I knew in college who liked Toby Keith were less about gay bashing and more about date rape. Uh, I'm not sure who that argument is supposed to help.

Jeremy Feist said...

Adrienne: I'm kinda hoping it's the former instead of the latter, because if not...Ewwww.

Shinykate: Hmmmm, I should really consider adding an amendment onto that one, shouldn't I? Meh, maybe later...

Marra: Also confession time: I think he's ridiculously sexy too, though in all fairness I have a thing for guys who aren't good for me.

Anonymous said...

What would you say about the strokes?