Thanks Turk!
Alright, so in other news, I finished all my Christmas Shopping. Which means I've finally figured out what the fuck to get Pierre. I'm so proud of myself for not being such a fucking idiot. I also got something for his pets too, because they are ADORABLE!
Also, feel free to check this shit out. Apparently, Dustin is able to see into the future, and is using it to see the future box office performances of next year's movies. Ummm, Dustin sweetie? Can you look into the future and get me some lotto numbers for the 6/49? Daddy needs a new pair of shoes. And jeans. And a nice, sensibly priced, rent-controlled apartment. With Tivo!
I know, this is kind of a lazy post, but after wading through 20 douchebags, I'm winded. So now it's your turn! Feel free to leave your nominees for the Dishonourable Mentions list. Just pick your top 5 Douchebags and drop them off in the comments. The list will be posted on Sunday, so you've got a little under a week to get them in. Have fun!
3 comments:
1: Nicole Kidman
2: Nicole Kidman
3: Nicole Kidman
4: Nicole Kidman
5: the idiots who named their little kid Adolf Hitler and are wondering why he is getting grief! what the fuck!
Congratulations on winning Turk's contest. Turk is a great guy. I wish him all the luck in the world.
Robert: Oh God, completely agreed. Suck it, Kidman! Enjoy having a barren va-jay-jay! They also named their daughter Aryan Race, which leads me to believe that there should be some law against parents giving their kids dumb fucking names.
Matt: Indeed, Turk is made of win and sexy.
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