See if you can figure them all out. Remembe to show all your work.
1. [(Parent's Divorce)-(Two Christmases)] x (Your Dog Died) - (Lee Pace's Eyebrows) + (Obvious Pun Involving Demise) / (There Is No God)
A. Pushing Daisies Cancelled
2. (The Nightmare Before Christmas) + (Buttons) + [(Teri Hatcher)-(Teri Hatcher's Twiggy Frame)] - (Pretentious Twilight Emos)^(Sheer Brilliance)
A. The Trailer for Neil Gaiman's Coraline, which I've watched 27 times today. Seriously? Cannot even fucking wait.
3. (Guyliner) + (Lipsyncing) x (Ill-advised breeding) - (Pubic Hair) / [(New York City)^(Disney Character)] - (Darwinism)
A. Bronx Mowgli Wentz
4. (British Royalty) + (Full Bladder) - (Port-a-Potty) / (Bad Decision making) + (Peace Sign)^[(Meat) + (2 Veg)]
A. Prince William's Penis
5. [(Conjoined Twins) - (Food)] x (Full House) + 4(Black Eye) / (Your Grandma's Curtains) + (Ribs...so many Ribs)
A. Mary Kate Olsen and Mischa Barton