Saturday, November 15, 2008

I'm A Pretty Impossible Person To Deal With

My Dad is gone for the weekend, down to some beach in Florida with the girlfriend he cheated on his old girlfriend with (whom, coincidentally, he cheated on his old-old girlfriend with). So I've been home alone all weekend. This really is the first time I've ever had a house to myself, and I have to say, it's a double edged sword. It's fun to have my own freedom, but I just kinda wish I had someone to share said freedom with. I mean, what good is ordering a pizza and eating it in a hot tub if you're the only one?

Okay, moving right along here. My tattoo, though wonderfully sexy and (as many of you have called it) badass as it may be, itches like a badmothershutyourmouth. Right now, I just got out of the shower, so not only is it scabbing, it's also wet scabbing. I feel wonderfully sexy right now.

Oh, did I also mention that I have four assigments due this week? I got one each for Macro, Psych, Business and Phys Ed. Yes, even Phys Ed. Who the crap gives out assigments in Phys Ed? Fuck that shit. I've decided to put all of them off until the last minute. I think I might actually skip my Macro class on Monday. I mean, why bother? She never takes attendance, and it's at 8:30 in the fucking morning. Why the fuck not, huh?

Yes, I am slightly drunk right now. That is neither here nor there.

Anyways, one shiny little silver lining to my alcohol induced cloud of gloom? Last night I ordered a pepperoni pan pizza, a bottle of diet Pepsi, and watched a Scream Marathon until three in the morning, when I fell asleep. Not really sure why, but that alone made me happier than I've been since school started.

Anyways, see y'all later!


When back to my Mother's house last night, and we had a bt of a blowup. Apparently, she thinks I was lying about why I was at Dad's house (to look after the dog), and that I went there because I find her and the rest of the family to be emotionally and physically exhausting. Unfortunately for her, I actually really do. I probably shouldn't have said this to her face, nor should I have called her Manipulative or controlling. Unfortunayely, since I really didn't want to go to Dad's since someone else is housesitting there, I sprent the night sleeping in my car. Awesome. Anybody need a roommate?


Robert said...

If you are slighty drunk and going by your rules of drinking from the other day - does that mean you are naked right now!!! haha
x Robert

meaux said...

Ohhh, buddy, that doesn't sound fun. Moms can be just delightful, eh? So glad I'm about 2 hours' drive from mine.

Hope your seats were comfy, at least....