Seems like everybody has their own Five Freebies list going. Marra, Sofia, Figgy...Anyways, since I need to do a quick update today in my school library, and I won't be home tonight, here are a list of my five freebies, and my five team-switchers. Also, i'm not using porn stars, for the sake of spacing, and because really, it's a given that I would give them a freebie any day.
5. Jon Stewart
I love him. He's just so adorable, I want to dunk him in my coffee!
4. Anderson Cooper
Oh Anderson Cooper. You make CNN watchable! Even the parts where you started using holograms for some dumb fucking reason.
3. Hugh Jackman
Honestly? It's all about the Wolverine. I'm sure he has some other roles, but who cares?
2. Cheyenne Jackson
He's hot, out, and he's going to be in the new musical from the South Park Guys. Me wantee!
1. Dwayne Johnson
I don't care what Meaux says, he is the fucking sex! What can I say, I go all verklempt for the muscle guys. Sorry Meaux!
5. Christina Applegate
Oh Veronica Corningstone, you had me at "Jazz Flute is for little fairy boys".
4. Ellen Page
Awwww, she's so tiny! She was totally amazing in Juno, and you have to admit, she had the best power evs in X-Men.
3. Anne Hathaway
I love Anne Hathaway. Love love love love her. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but I loved The Devil Wears Prada.
2. Tina Fey
Even if I wasn't still on my 30 Rock Bender, I'd totally wanna be all over that in an entirely hypothetical way.
You knew this one was coming. Feist is my indie godesse of awesomeness, and I even took my name from her (P.S., thanks for not suing!). I want your babies, Feist!