Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Yet Another Five Freebies List

Seems like everybody has their own Five Freebies list going. Marra, Sofia, Figgy...Anyways, since I need to do a quick update today in my school library, and I won't be home tonight, here are a list of my five freebies, and my five team-switchers. Also, i'm not using porn stars, for the sake of spacing, and because really, it's a given that I would give them a freebie any day.

5 Freebies

5. Jon Stewart

I love him. He's just so adorable, I want to dunk him in my coffee!

4. Anderson Cooper

Oh Anderson Cooper. You make CNN watchable! Even the parts where you started using holograms for some dumb fucking reason.

3. Hugh Jackman

Honestly? It's all about the Wolverine. I'm sure he has some other roles, but who cares?

2. Cheyenne Jackson

He's hot, out, and he's going to be in the new musical from the South Park Guys. Me wantee!

1. Dwayne Johnson

I don't care what Meaux says, he is the fucking sex! What can I say, I go all verklempt for the muscle guys. Sorry Meaux!

5 Team-Switchers

5. Christina Applegate

Oh Veronica Corningstone, you had me at "Jazz Flute is for little fairy boys".

4. Ellen Page

Awwww, she's so tiny! She was totally amazing in Juno, and you have to admit, she had the best power evs in X-Men.

3. Anne Hathaway

I love Anne Hathaway. Love love love love her. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but I loved The Devil Wears Prada.

2. Tina Fey

Even if I wasn't still on my 30 Rock Bender, I'd totally wanna be all over that in an entirely hypothetical way.

1. Feist

You knew this one was coming. Feist is my indie godesse of awesomeness, and I even took my name from her (P.S., thanks for not suing!). I want your babies, Feist!


Rusty said...

Hugh Jackman is apparently People's new "Sexiest Man Alive" or whatever, so you're in good company there. Also I think Anderson Cooper might be the low-hanging fruit on this tree.

When/if I make my list I think we'll have the same number 1. MMMMmmmm, Dwayne Johnson.

Marra Alane said...

I feel that referring to him as "Hugh Jackman" only validates his roles in swordfish and that retarded tv musical. I think we should from here on out refer to him as Wolverine, since that's pretty much what our fantasies are based on anyway.

Also, Genny and I went to the same college the Rock went to, and I've met him. Twice. He's so fucking hot, I can't even tell you.

Matt the Great! said...

Hmmmm... you seem to have left me off your top 5 list :)

Robert said...

Hugh Jackman is an Aussie and stars in the new flick - Australia!
Don't tell anyone but unfortunately so is Nicole Kidman. :(

Robert said...

I vote for Matt The Great

Jeremy Feist said...

Rusty & Marra: Oh, the Rock...One day, dammit, one day...And please, Coop makes me go all quivery in the fun stuff. And you're right, Hugh Jackman shall henceforth be known as "Wolverine".

Matt: I've already put you under "given".

Rob: Wolverine = Sex, Kidman = Scary lady who can't blink.

meaux said...

Heehee, I just said my piece on The Rock on Genny's blog, so I'll be nice here. The rest of your freebies are just dandy by me. Brains, humour, and cuteness! Rowr! Well, I don't know about Cheyenne Jackson, since I've never heard of the guy...(Okay, I just looked at Wikipedia, and he is pretty!)

Not a bad team-switcher list, either. Not one but two of my home-province gals, I noticed. OK, I think Feist was just born in NS and raised elsewhere, but still. Yup, we make 'em fabulous here!