What The Fuck Is This Shit?

No, seriously? What the fuck is going on in this video? Apparently, some company in Japan made a racing game about a gay porn star (Who WASN'T me, to make matters worse!) and it is...Ummmmm, I'm not even sure how to describe this. There's one guy in his undies riding another like a motorcycle, then he turns into a segway, than they kill some fucking cat/woman thing. Also, a baby pops out of his penis and shoots lasers. Congratulations Japan, you've ruined gay porn AND Mario Kart. You bastards.