Paul Art: All Cock
Synopsis: Fat ass mall cop saves the mall by fucking everyone in the mall.
Biggest Scene: The final scene where Paul Art fucks a Cinnabon cinnamon bun. Then he gets a heart attack and dies. But not before inundating the audience with fart jokes!
Watch Men
Synopsis: An all-male group of superheroes must stop Dr. Chelsea and his giant blue schlong of cancer.
Biggest Scene: The final scene where the camera moves back and forth, alternating between fast and slow motion, FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON.
I Fucked You, Man
Synopsis: Two guys attempt to prove how how totally not gay they are by telling gay jokes, while engaging in massive amounts of butt sex.
Biggest Scene: Bromancer 1 and Bromancer 2 play a rousing game of "Know how I know you're gay?" while Bromancer 1 is elbow-deep in Bromancer 2's Crisco-slathered anus.
Wank: High Scrotum
Synopsis: There really isn't much of a plot. It's mostly just Jason Statham fucking people in incredibly hazardous situations.
Biggest Scene: Jason Statham fucks a shark. On a bed of broken glass. In a Monster Truck. Jumping over a cliff. WHILE IT EXPLODES. STATHAAAAAAAM!!! YELL IT WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING!!!
XXX-Men Orgasms: Wolverine
Synopsis: A deep, deep look into what makes Wolverine ticks. And by "deep, deep look", I mean they literally fuck his ass with a camera.
Biggest Scene: A scat scene where the producers take a gigantic, steaming dump on the X-Men canon.
Sperminator: Salivation
Synopsis: Christian Bale talks all scratchy for about two hours while desperately fellating the audience with cheesy references.
Biggest Scene: CGI Arnold Schwarzeneger steps out onto the screen for 30 straight minutes and does nothing. The audience is expected to go apeshit.
Trans-Whore-Mers: Revenge of the Fallen in my Pants
Synopsis: MICHAEL BAY SPLOSIONS! KA-POW BAM BOOM! Also, there are some robots or something.
Biggest Scene: The entire cast is forced to wash Michael Bay's car. For no pay. The entire experience is cripplingly awkward.
Pubic Enemas
Synopsis: Johnny Depp stars in the porn about the most wanted man in America, as he flushes massive amounts of water out of his asshole.
Biggest Scene: Johnny Depp puts out a fire with the amount of water in his ass. Absolutely no one remembers anything about this movie.
(500) Lays of Summer
Synopsis: A touching story of a boy and aboy as they fuck, and then they don't fuck, and they fuck, and then they don't fuck.
Biggest Scene: The final scene where they fuck while the entire discography of The Smiths plays in the background.
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4 comments:
those are freaking funny. all the porn a growing boy needs to get by. keep it up as long as you can ;)
Funny compile! - but yesterday's post is still on my mind. Pain is such a bugger - I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy!
x Robert
PS
One of those pithy sayings that make you want to vomit comes to mind:
"It takes a minute to find a special person; an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but an entire life to forget them."
yuck - I know but ...
x Robert
Hi Jeremy. This is so over my head or out of my league or however you want to put it but I just thought that I would stop by and say hi. That plus I want to be underneath Robert. :) LOL
Hope that everything is good with you today.
Love & Hugs - Mark
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