Dude? Don't Be A Douche

You know you've made it in the Blagonets when you've got anonymous trolls posting on your blog. And yesterday, I totally scored my first! Awesome!

Which brings me to the subject of tonights post: The ever elusive troll. While some trolls can be successfully integrated into society by turning them into a harmlessly lovable member (See: Pookie), most tend to wander the internet with the sole purpose of just douchin' it up.

But maybe Anonymous has a point. You are all paying good money to read this, so I really should make it worth your hard-earned cash. Oh wait, that's right, it's free! Well, if you're all legally mandated to come here, I suppose it is my civil duty to make it worth your while. Oh wait, that's right, no one is forcing you at gunpoint to come here are they?

I know my blog isn't exactly Tina Fey material here, but come on, if you don't like something on the internet, there's a little red X in the upper right hand corner of your screen. Click it instead of being a whiny pussy and posting anonymous comments on some shitty backwoods blog. Or better yet, go back to googling images of dragons fucking cars or whatever weird shit it takes to get you off.

Point is, the internet is goddamn infinite. Complaining about one dinky little music player is like being offered a cookie and then bitch slapping them because they don't have the correct dough-to-chip ratio. If you don't like something, to quote my IIB, gee tee eff oh. Point is, dude? Don't be a douche.

And by the way, I fucking LOVE my music. As a matter of fact, here's some more music. Die.