Hey all! Sorry for last night, it's just been a bad week that I thought was going to be a good week. But whatever. Shit happens, and if you don't let it go, you wind becoming one of those annoying ass suburban emo kids who complain about their lives on livejournal. Yeah, I know, I pretty much just fired a cannon in my little glass house, but you didn't come here for that, you came here to discuss which celebrities you would do unspeakable things to. So without further ado, the rules, bitch!
1. You're given a list of three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.
Patrick Dempsey, Michael C. Hall, or Simon Baker?
Beyoncé, Alicia Keys or Leona Lewis?
John Cena, Sean Avery or Eli Manning?
Eva Green, Freida Pinto or Penelope Cruz?
Diesel Washington, Chris Rockway or Roman Ragazzi?
Norah Jones, Sara Bareilles or Ingrid Michaelson?
Tom Ford, Marc Jacobs or Jack Mackenroth?
Leave your answers in the comments!