I think I got all of three hours of sleep last night for absolutely no discernible reason. Glurg, I do not function well at all without sleep. Gets me feelin' all stab-ey and such. Anyways, here's a new KFM to make it all better.
1. You're given a list of three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.
Pharrell Williams, Sean “Slug” Daily or Sam Sparro?
Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow or Winona Ryder?
Taylor Kitsch, Ian Somerhalder or Milo Ventimiglia?
Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst or Charlize Theron?
Jeremy Hall, Jason Ridge or Brent Everett?
Pink, Jemina Pearl or Brodie Dalle?
James Franco, Neil Patrick Harris or Russel Brand?
Leave your results in the comments.