There's really nothing special about this DSL edition, I just figured that since I'm now on my sixth KFM, I need to start tagging on real names instead of shitty little numbers. Anyways, rules and names!
1. You're given a list of three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Channing Tatum or Chris Pine?
Portia de Rossi, Jenna Fischer or Amy Poehler?
Hugh Jackman, Javier Bardem or Jeffrey Dean Morgan?
Samantha Bee, Katie Couric or Rachel Maddow?
Roman Heart, Cameron Marhsall or Josh Vaughn?
Duffy, Santigold or M.I.A.?
Paul Rudd, John Krasinski or Jason Mewes?
Leave your answers in the comments!