Well have I got the be all end all shittiest firing story ever for you guys. Listen to this one.
A couple weeks ago, there was a rumour floating around that Adonis got bought up by the guy who used to own another strip club, Stock, and that he was gonna turn it into yet ANOTHER muscle bar, because really, two of those just ain't enough, huh? Anyways, I was basically told by the manager of Adonis that it wasn't true and to go along on my happy little way.
Cut to last night, where Adonis is throwing a nice little party for some site or something like that when he decides to call us all op on stage. So there we are, ten or so naked guys on stage when he suddenly turns all serious and drops this fine little bombshell on us.
He sold out and now we're all unemployed.
But it was all okay, because he gave us all shots and cheap-ass dollar store sunglasses.
Sure, I was basically fired on stage naked in front of a crowd of people, but hey, here's some watered-down booze and a cheap hunk of plastic for you. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!
So yeah, lucky me. I'm now looking down the barrel of an $850 apartment with absolutely no discernible way of paying for it right now. I'm sure I'll find another job soon, but really, what the fuck?
Oh, and just because God obviously hates me and enjoys watching me suffer, my car won't start now either. Gee, thanks a heap. Now are you gonna cut me a break now or do I have to put a goddamn bullet through my temporal lobe?