Monday, July 6, 2009

Everyone of You is Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Fired

Well have I got the be all end all shittiest firing story ever for you guys. Listen to this one.

A couple weeks ago, there was a rumour floating around that Adonis got bought up by the guy who used to own another strip club, Stock, and that he was gonna turn it into yet ANOTHER muscle bar, because really, two of those just ain't enough, huh? Anyways, I was basically told by the manager of Adonis that it wasn't true and to go along on my happy little way.

Cut to last night, where Adonis is throwing a nice little party for some site or something like that when he decides to call us all op on stage. So there we are, ten or so naked guys on stage when he suddenly turns all serious and drops this fine little bombshell on us.

He sold out and now we're all unemployed.

Yeah. Spiffy.

But it was all okay, because he gave us all shots and cheap-ass dollar store sunglasses.

Sure, I was basically fired on stage naked in front of a crowd of people, but hey, here's some watered-down booze and a cheap hunk of plastic for you. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

So yeah, lucky me. I'm now looking down the barrel of an $850 apartment with absolutely no discernible way of paying for it right now. I'm sure I'll find another job soon, but really, what the fuck?

Oh, and just because God obviously hates me and enjoys watching me suffer, my car won't start now either. Gee, thanks a heap. Now are you gonna cut me a break now or do I have to put a goddamn bullet through my temporal lobe?


Tim said...

what about filing for unemployment? if you got laid off i'd think you qualify

Mareczku said...

OMG Jeremy, I can't believe this. Sounds like you guys were just pieces of meat to these people. Yes, you need to file for unemployment. Super big hug for you, my friend. So sorry about all this crap. I'll say an Ave or two or three or (well you get the point) for you.

Love & hugs and well wishes - Mark

Mareczku said...

Just stopping by to let you know that I said those few prayers for you.

More hugs - Mark

Figgylicious said...

Damn that's fucked up. Bastards.

No doubt someone will snap you up soon, but damn. I'd kick all their asses if I could get up there.

Robert said...

I don't know what to say other than you know that you have supporters way way way outside the limited sphere of Adonis. For fuck sake, I am rooting for you and I'm half way around the world.
btw "rooting for you" has a different meaning in Oz but I used it with a North American context.
x Robert

Drake said...

Sorry to hear about your firing, especially in such a humiliating way.

As with everyone else, you've got my thoughts and hopes for things to get better.

And, please, avoid the bullets. You've got way too much going for you to stroll down that dark street.

Anonymous said...

Not fun, but hopefully something better comes your way.

Jaci said...

BASTARDS. Some people don't know talent when they see it. You're not a piece of fucking rump steak that can be discarded because he's not built like Vin Diesel. You're a goddamned filet mignon, and fuck whatever moonbrain who would ever think otherwise.

My marriage proposal is still on the table. Keep it in mind, honeypie. ;)

Lainey said...

Did they just completely shut the place down or is there a transition period? I don't know what the rules are for receiving unemployment compensation in Canada, but a helpful tip (at least here) is that if your initial claim is denied, appeal it. The employee almost always wins the appeal unless they did something like steal or punch someone.

Good luck, my darling dear!

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