Thursday, July 9, 2009

...I Have No Words For This

This is the single stupidest or the single greatest video I've ever seen. All I know is, there's a mysterious substance leaking out of my ears right now, and I'm fairly sure it's my now liquefied gray matter.

Behold:


Nothing sums up this video quite like the small asian child at 2:37, who may or may not be the greatest person in the history of forever.

That is all.

5 comments:

Snath said...

I think that little Asian kid just experienced his first orgasm. In his pants.

"Oh my god there are animals and they're playing instruments and there is this girl and she's throwing her hair around and OHMYGODTHETIGERISDOINGJUMPINGSPLITSooooooOOOOOOOAAAAAAAWWWW!!!

What's this sticky stuff?"

Anna von Beaverplatz said...

That walrus is a hell of a drummer.

Jaci said...

I'm not quite sure what's worse- the look on that girls face near the end of the video, or during the crescendo where those little girls look like they're about to tear their clothes off.

Jeremy Feist said...

Snath: In all fairness, how often do you get to see a tiger do jumping splits? Honestly, I got a chubby just typing that sentence.

AVB: Meh, he's alright. Better than Meg White anyway.

Jaci: Both are equally wrong, in various unsettling ways. Although naked minors tends to up the ante of wrongness.

Brandon Baker said...

Whoa.