How's this for a tasty bit of "What-the-fuckery": I went to KFC to pick up a bucket* of chicken for the minis, and saw an ad for what I can only describe as the greatest crime against food since Haggis: The Popcorn Chicken Poutine. Imagine, if you will, an unsightly, congealed lump of french fries, popcorn chicken, cheese curds and gravy. In a bowl. Vive La Québec Libre! I haven't been able to find an official , but here's a composite sketch I did on MS paint.
That joke is really only funny if you know what chicken is in french.
Anyways, as this joke has pretty much already been done before (Way funnier, I might add), here's Patton Oswalt tearing KFC a new asshole, then stuffing all 11 herbs and spices into it.
*Really? A bucket? Could they have picked a more demeaning form of storage for your food? They might as well just make you eat out of a fucking trough.