Thursday, July 23, 2009

The Gay Porn Debut of the Godtopus


I am currently sitting in the exact place where, 24 hours ago, I was riding Sam Swift's dong like it was a mechanical bull. My feet and my lunch are resting on the table where he gave it to me doggy-style (Not LIKE a dog, simply in the STYLE of a dog), and there's a small bag full of used condoms and lube-covered paper towels in the kitchen.

If you can't find something funny about any of that, you have absolutely no sense of humour.

I won't give too much away, but the facts are these: At 1:30 yesterday, there was a full light and camera set in the living room of my hotel room, and the crew was setting up the scene for my shoot with His First Huge Cock (nice name, huh?). Sam and I were downing Red Bull (which, as it turns out, looks remarkably like pee), and going over the "script". I put that in quotations as Andre, the boss man, pretty much just winged it. I'm not gonna go into detail about it, but it revolved entirely around one of my useless talents.

I don't think I've ever actually mentioned this, but I happen to have this one stupid pet trick I can do in the sack which guys apparently go ape-shit over. I can give suck my own cock.

For reals.

Well, technically, I can really only get the head in my mouth (without assistance at least), but still, this is like some sort of sexual trump card. The fact that you can contort yourself into a pretzel and do things to yourself that most guys would give an arm and a leg (or, if you believe the legend, their ribs) for is a pretty invaluable tool in this biz. Who knew?

I have to admit, it was pretty much one of the most hardcore scenes I've ever done. We fucked on every piece of furniture in the house, the dirty talk alone would probably give an MPAA member an aneurysm, and at what point I was lifted off the fucking ground. I HIGHLY reccomend mid-air sex.


Anyhoodle, afterwards Andre took me out for some Thai food, and after returning to my hotel room to rest up/check to ensure that my internal organs hadn't inadvertently fallen out of my ass, we went out to GoodHandy's. For those of you who have never been to TO and/or never went to GoodHandy's, it's essentially a burlesque bar, and my GOD is it ever a fuck-load of fun. At one point Mandy GoodHandy, the drag queen hostess of the night pulled me up on stage to help her spank one of the guys. The good news is that she must have seen something she liked, so it looks like I'll be returning to Toronto very soon to make an appearance.

I'll be heading back home tomorrow, but for now, here are some pics from the set. Lates!



(Oh! And before I forget, I managed to do a write-up for my new blog, Pornstar in the Kitchen, so feel free to check that shit out)

5 comments:

Alec Sarkas said...

Holy Christ you are multitalented!

Robert said...

Wow Jeremy! Can't wait for the maid to clean the kitchen - now that you are so famous, maybe he/she will put the left overs on ebay lol!
x Robert
PS Glad you still have all your internal organs in the right place!

meaux said...

"Anyhoodle, afterwards Andre took me out for some Thai food"

*heehee* Jer, isn't a fella supposed to buy you dinner BEFORE the sex?

Matt the Great! said...

Good job buddy. I knew you would have a great time. Please tell Andre to put on some pants next time he is in front of a camera. He seems like a sweet guy, but the shorts are not really flattering on him, haha

Jeremy Feist said...

Alec: Why thank you!

Rob: Too late. I already ate everything in the kitchen...*Burp*

meaux: In case you haven't noticed by now, I am WAY easy like that :P

Matt: Ah whatever, it's a porn shoot. NO ONE wears pants.