Happy freakin' Sunday, everyone! It's way too early for me to be up, but whatevs, I'm awake, so it's time for another Kill, Fuck Or Marry. Aaaaaaaand go.
1. You're given a list three people
2. You have to choose who to kill, who to fuck and who to marry.
3. Suicide is not an option.
4. You have to do it for both the men AND the women. It's purely hypothetical, so quit being such a pussy.
5. If you need help making up your mind, you can click on the name to see a pic.
Daniel Craig, Gerard Butler or Matt Damon?
Emily Haines, Jenny Lewis or Karen O?
Matthew Rush, Francois Sagat or Tyler Saint?
Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt or Rosario Dawson?
James Marsters, David Boreanaz, Nicholas Brendon?
Ellen Pompeo, Kristin Chenoweth or Mary-Louise Parker?
Sydney Crosby, Andy Roddick or Derek Jeter?
As always, leave your answers in the comments. Get crackin', crackers.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
5 comments:
Yayyy for K/F/M Sundays!
In order...
1. Hmm, I don't want to kill any of these lovely men.... Well, much as I love me a nice Brit, Butler doesn't do as much for me as Damon, so Butler (sorry, love)/ Damon/ Craig.
2. Based solely on pictures (I'm marginally familiar with Haines from BSS and Mr. meaux's love of Metric, but don't know the other two from Adam), O / Haines (love the little gold number!)/ Lewis (hello foxy redhead!)
3. Again based on pics, Saint (looks a little like a closeted redneck's wet dream there) / Sagat (although he kinda looks like he has massive mannaries in the photo) / Rush (not my type, but looks like he has a sense of humour, which is a big plus)
4. Eh, nothing against Rosario, but I'm thinking Dawson / Hewitt (she's starting to come off as painfully neurotic, but I can't bring myself to dislike her) / Gellar
5. Marsters / Brendon / Boreanaz (helloooo, Agent Booth!). Haven't heard of the other two, and while they're both rather pretty, I do tend to go for brunets. Sorry, James.
6. Oh my god, KILL Pompeo! Even in the half-season that I actually liked Grey's, I hated her whiny-ass bitch of a character. Fuck Parker, and marry the absolutely adorable Chenoweth.
7. Kill Jeter / fuck Sid the Kid (I don't find him at all attractive--that's by far the best photo I've seen of him--but I can't bring myself to kill the hometown boy!) / marry Roddick.
In KFM order:
1. Kill Gerard Butler, fuck Daniel Craig, marry Matt Damon. He's a hometown boy, what can I say.
2. Kill Emily, fuck Jenny, Marry Karen O.
3. Kill Rush, fuck Tyler, marry Fancois.
4. Kill Jennifer, fuck Sarah, marry rosario.
5. Kill Nicolas, fuck James (but he'd have to retain the british accent) and marry Boreanaz. Mmmm...Boreanaz.
6. Kill Ellen, fuck Mary-Louise, and marry Kristin, obviously.
7. Kill Derek, fuck sydney, marry andy.
Fuck - Daniel Craig
Marry - Gerard Butler
Kill - Matt Damon
Kill - Emily Haines
Marry - Jenny Lewis
Fuck - Karen O
Kill - Matthew Rush
Marry - Francois Sagat
Fuck - Tyler Saint....or moreorless let him fuck me
Kill - Sarah Michelle Gellar
Marry - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Fuck - Rosario Dawson
Kill - James Marsters
Marry - David Boreanaz
Fuck - Nicholas Brendon
Kill - Ellen Pompeo
Marry - Kristin Chenoweth
Fuck - Mary-Louise Parker
Kill - Sydney Crosby
Fuck - Andy Roddick
Marry - Derek Jeter
1) Kill Butler (he spits when he talks - yuck), fuck Craig for obvious reasons, marry Damon.
2) I don't know who they are and can't be bothered to google....
3) ditto.
4)Kill J Love Hewitt, because she is so annoying. Fuck SMG, (Buffy has to get some respect, but she's a bitch), marry Dawson.
5) Kill Brendon (no one would miss him, he's done jack shit since Buffy), fuck Marsters (he's hot, but he's also a tad crazy, IMO), marry Boreanaz. (He's shown he can handle a marriage, at least!)
6) Kill Pompeo (did you even have to ask?), fuck Chenoweth, marry Parker (she is just so damn awesome)
7) Kill them all. Sports bore me so much...
Okay, I'm taking a crack at this challenge:
Section One: The Brauny Agent Man Division
Kill: Daniel Craig. Captain strangepecs never should've been bond. Hugh Jackman, can you hear me?
Fuck: Gerard Butler. It will not be brief. He will not enjoy it. I am not his queen.
Marry: Matt Damon. I just didn't want to risk a sexless marriage with Butler.
Section 2: The Unfamiliar Shrimp Cocktail Division
Kill: Karen O. Especially if that's a flattering picture. The fuck is her chin?!
Fuck: Emily Haines. When I was done, she'd be Emily Dickinson. Am I right? Eh?
Marry: Jenny Lewis. But she's not allowed to decorate the house, and I'm limiting her hipster friend visits.
Section 3: The Porn Stars With Obvious Body Dysmorphia Disorder
Kill: Francois Sagat. I love tattoos, and all, but the hair-too is a turn-off.
Fuck: A younger Matthew Rush.
Marry: Tyler Saint. I guess. Eh.
Section Four: I Know What You Did When Your Future Had Potential
Kill: Rosario Dawson. Despite the DSL's.
Fuck: Gellar. And I'm pulling a bitch's hair, too.
Marry: Hewitt. I've always liked her, actually.
Section Five: The Buffy's Over And So Are Their Careers Division
Kill: Marsters. He's.. he's kinda gross.
Fuck: David Boreanez. From behind, while I donkey punch him and tell him Nick Lachey took it like a man.
Marry: Brendon. But not with his hair like it is in that picture.
Section Six: The Fast Track To Best Supporting Actress Oscars Division
Kill: Ellen Pompeo. Jee tee eff owe.
Fuck: Cheno. I desperately want to hear what noise she makes when having an explosive orgasm.
Marry: Parker. I think I'm always picking my actual favorite for "fuck." I'm learning things about myself as I fill this out...
Section Seven: The Sporty Spice Division
Kill: Derek Jeter. I live in Boston. 'Nough said.
Fuck: Crosby. Hockey players are durable bottoms. Just sayin'.
Marry: Roddick. Even if he did call out Djokovic. Shit, I picked my favorite for "Fuck" again.
DONE.
Post a Comment