WE ALL GONNA DIE, MOTHAFUCKAHS!
Yes, as of today, the gays have taken a page out of Stacey Nosek's book and have made Webster's THEIR bitch by changing the definiton of "Marriage" in the Merriam-Webster dictionary! Do you have any idea what that means? Left is right, up is down, dogs and cats living together, it's chaos I tells you! MAYHEM! Surely God will wipe us off the face of the earth!
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Wait a minute...we're all still here! Nothing bad happened! I'm starting to think that all these anti-gay marriage advocates are just a bunch fear mongering bigots blaming the bible for their prejudices. Hmmmmm...
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You have no idea. There is anarchy in the streets, man! What are you people doing to us?! Won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN!?
Marriage has been redefined, and if anything it's still a particularly nice spring evening. Maybe it's nature's way of telling society, "Lighten the fuck up, or imma torch this bitch!"
I had to watch that clip with the sound off, but that WAKE UP! at the end was hilarious.
Clearly, jeremy, your people are trying to ruin decent, hard working straight white Americans like myself. How dare you! As AvB said, won't someone think of the children!
I had to check this one out for myself.
Merriam-Webster isn't the only dictionary that extends the definition of marriage to include same-sex couples. Quite a number of them do (One Look > http://tinyurl.com/cl2jnp). Did they all change in tandem. Does it matter? I don't know, but I'm glad they have.
And speaking of definitions, I still wonder what wileful fag managed to abscond with the word “gay” while the etymologists were looking the other way?
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