Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Good News, Everyone!

As we all know, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Today, you you may be safe in your homes, your brain nestled snuggly in your skull, but who knows? Come tomorrow, you may be the unwilling patient of an unnecessary lobotomy. But never fear, because thanks to Sarina, we have started The Zombie Forcast, an organization determined to inform the masses of the rise of the living impaired. And thanks to our Pie Hating Mistress, I'll be a regular contributer. So head on over to Zombie Forecast today. Your Parietal Lobe will thank you for it. And now for some news!

It had to happen eventually: Urlesque's "20 Bloggers On Whom We're Mancrushing". While there are quite a few notable exceptions (*Cough*Dustin Rowles*Cough*Erik Rhodes*Cough*Yours Truly), I have a new crush on Towleroad's Andy Towle. Mmm-mmm. (Urlesque)

Justin Timberlake and Ashton Kutcher fight over who has the worse taste. (WIMB)

Remember kids: when a crazy lady tries to kiss you for attention, just say NO. (Celeb Warship)

Alicia Keys and Jack White are teaming up to record the theme song for the new James Bond movie. Tonights forecast: Raining Grammys, followed by complete apathy of the Grammys. (Star Pulse)

I always knew that Bowser's Minions were either complete re-res, or just far too obedient. I was completely right. (CollegeHumor)

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