Yup. All of them. They all make the shitlist. And here's why.
It all starts with Nick, who, back in November, was drag racing with his friends when he smashed into a tree, demolishing his Daddie's car, and oh, what was that other thing? Oh yeah, LEAVING HIS FRIEND BRAIN DEAD WITH A GIGANTIC CHUNK OF HIS HEAD MISSING. And just for shits and giggles, he also had a blood-alcohol level of .055.
Then his Daddie, Hulk Hogan, said that the victim was brain dead because it was God's Plan. Two things here: a) If you're God has a plan that involves having people have chunks of head missing, you're going to the wrong fucking church. And b) this is coming from the guy who had an affair with one of his Daughter's friends. And in case you're wondering, Linda got back at him by having an affair with another one of her daughter's friends.
And Brooke pretty much lands here by association. And for making shitty music. And having a shitty fashion sense. And for standing by her brother's actions. Dumb Bitch.
And so I dub thee, The Inbred Hillbillies, and sentence you to the Shitlist. I hope you all get supercrabs.
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