Thursday, February 19, 2009

Crash Still Sucked Donkey Balls

You might have heard of the real/fake Oscar Winners List, but if y'all want some real Oscar Spoilers, here they are: Spoilers for every movie to have ever won the Best Picture Oscar



Sorry for the lack of a real update. I've been a little busy lately. Oh well, new REAL updates soon. Sorry!

And also, Hello to Dawnsname299, The Caustic Critic, and Dr. Jared! Keep those followers coming, people! I'll start posting naked pics as soon as I hit the 50 mark!*

*(Just kidding!)**

**(Actually, come to think of it, no, I'm not)

5 comments:

Rusty said...

I was at a dorm Oscar party with a bunch of film majors when Crash beat Brokeback for best picture. They were the only two best picture nominees I'd seen. People cheered when Crash was announced as the winner. It's a wonder I didn't put my fist through the glass top table and start stabbing people with the shards.

Word Verification: rumitum which is very close to "rum IN tum" which is my current state of being. Wee!

tania said...

Wait - naked pictures of whom, exactly?
I vote for Taylor Kitsch...

Yes, Crash was not exactly subtle. I guess a lot of film-goers are not exactly smart, eh?

Tarn

Mr. Controversy said...

Crash was a good movie, just not "Best Picture" good. (That belonged to "Good Night, and Good Luck" in my opinion.)

Here's Crash in a nutshell:

HEY! YOU! STOP BEING RACIST! YOU HEAR ME?! NO, NO SERIOUS DO YOU HEAR ME?! STOP BEING RACIST! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THERE, SANDRA BULLOCK WAS RACIST AND SHE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS! THAT HAPPENS OFTEN TO RACISTS! HEY, SEE THAT?! LUDACRIS JUST GOT CAPPED BIG TIME! WHY? RACIST! CLEAR AND SIMPLE! OH LOOK AT THAT, DON CHEADLE IS CRYING! WHY? TAKE ONE GUESS WHY! GIVE UP?! BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING RACIST! CUT THE SHIT OUT!

*end credits, with "In the Deep" playing*

dimitri said...

saw youre '15 most' list on the comments towleroad, and agreed more with more than half your list. im prolly older than you, so i have a bunch of oldies on my list.

Jeremy Feist said...

Rusty: Believe me, if that were me, they wouldn't have lived to see the afterparty. You have more tact than I.

tania: Not exactly Taylor Kitsch...

Mr. C: Marry Me. Seriously, just fucking Marry Me. You are several kinds of awesome.

dimitri: Apparently, a lot of people like my 15 albums list. Yay!