Saturday, February 14, 2009
V-Day: Choke On It And Die
I probably should have mentioned this, but along with New Years, I also firmly despise Valentine's Day. It also didn't help that today, both my co-workers came in with cards, chocolates and rose petals. Then they asked me what I got for V-Day. Apparently, the desire to walk head-long into on-coming traffic doesn't count as a gift. Who knew?
Well, whatever. I've got a date with a bottle vodka and some old horror movies. Who needs love when you've got enough booze in your system to blind a horse? Anyways, Happy Valentine's Day! I'm going to go all Persona 3 on myself and paint the walls of my house with a festive patina of grey matter. Cheers!