I know I've already done a Five Freebies list, but I decided to do one about characters from TV shows and movies. Not sure why. Guess I was just really bored. So here it is, the five fictional freebies.
Tony Stark (Iron Man, played by Robert Downey Jr.)
God almighty, RDJ was the sex in this movie. He's sexy, richer than God, and he has a nifty suit, which is always a big plus.
Angel (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, played by David Boreanaz)
I consider Angel to be the quintessential boyfriend. He's sexy as hell, wise, and will quite literally snap the neck of anyone who dares lay a finger on you.
Ned, The Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies, played by Lee Pace)
First off, the man couldn't be more adorable if he were made of puppies. Second, he can bring you back from the dead. And third, he makes pies! Delicious pies!
Captain Hammer (Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, played by Nathan Fillion)
Not only is he played by the pants-droppingly gorgeous Nathan Fillion, but he does the weird stuff in bed, AND he can use his penis as a hammer, which is always a sign of good things to come.
Elliot Wilhelm (Be Cool, played by Dwayne Johnson)
What's better than The Rock? A gay version of The Rock! Granted, he likes musicals, but when you look like him, it's tolerable.
And now for the switchlist!
Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me, played by Ellen Muth)
I just love George. She's whip-smart, has a razor-sharp tongue, and she's a grim reaper who leads people's should into the after life. Cushy job, huh?
Clementine Kruczynski (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, played by Kate Winslet)
You know a woman is serious girlfriend material when you're willing to travel through your own mind with her in order to save the memories of your time together. That, and she has pretty hair.
Liz Lemon (30 Rock, played by Tina Fey)
Oh Tina Fey...Liz is pretty much hands down the funniest and most sympathetic character currently on TV. It also doesn't hurt that the girl is sexy as hell.
Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, played by Alyson Hannigan)
I'm only into the fourth season of Buffy so far, but I am honestly in love with Willow. She can cats spells, stab people with pencils, and she's so adorkably cute, it makes me squee with delight!
Charlotte "Chuck" Charles (Pushing Daisies, played by Anna Friel)
*Sigh* She's adorable, she's perky, she's selfless, and she fully believes in the power of a good hug. And yes, for those of you keeping track, she is the second dead girl on my list. I should probably see a shrink.
Anyways, that's all for now. TO play you out, here's something for you, Rusty, to keep you motivated with your Wii Fit, and also so that you don't chuck the controller at the screen (Warning: Probably NSFW, and supergay). Cheers!