Tony Stark (Iron Man, played by Robert Downey Jr.)
God almighty, RDJ was the sex in this movie. He's sexy, richer than God, and he has a nifty suit, which is always a big plus.Angel (Buffy The Vampire Slayer, played by David Boreanaz)
I consider Angel to be the quintessential boyfriend. He's sexy as hell, wise, and will quite literally snap the neck of anyone who dares lay a finger on you.Ned, The Pie Maker (Pushing Daisies, played by Lee Pace)
First off, the man couldn't be more adorable if he were made of puppies. Second, he can bring you back from the dead. And third, he makes pies! Delicious pies!Captain Hammer (Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, played by Nathan Fillion)
Not only is he played by the pants-droppingly gorgeous Nathan Fillion, but he does the weird stuff in bed, AND he can use his penis as a hammer, which is always a sign of good things to come.Elliot Wilhelm (Be Cool, played by Dwayne Johnson)
What's better than The Rock? A gay version of The Rock! Granted, he likes musicals, but when you look like him, it's tolerable.And now for the switchlist!
Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me, played by Ellen Muth)
I just love George. She's whip-smart, has a razor-sharp tongue, and she's a grim reaper who leads people's should into the after life. Cushy job, huh?Clementine Kruczynski (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, played by Kate Winslet)
You know a woman is serious girlfriend material when you're willing to travel through your own mind with her in order to save the memories of your time together. That, and she has pretty hair.Liz Lemon (30 Rock, played by Tina Fey)
Oh Tina Fey...Liz is pretty much hands down the funniest and most sympathetic character currently on TV. It also doesn't hurt that the girl is sexy as hell.Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, played by Alyson Hannigan)
I'm only into the fourth season of Buffy so far, but I am honestly in love with Willow. She can cats spells, stab people with pencils, and she's so adorkably cute, it makes me squee with delight!Charlotte "Chuck" Charles (Pushing Daisies, played by Anna Friel)
*Sigh* She's adorable, she's perky, she's selfless, and she fully believes in the power of a good hug. And yes, for those of you keeping track, she is the second dead girl on my list. I should probably see a shrink.Anyways, that's all for now. TO play you out, here's something for you, Rusty, to keep you motivated with your Wii Fit, and also so that you don't chuck the controller at the screen (Warning: Probably NSFW, and supergay). Cheers!
9 comments:
Love it, hehe.
Wow. You weren't kidding about the "supergay" part. I did not realize you could work an imaginary hula hoop that flamboyantly. Reflecting on this, perhaps you should invest in Wii Fit for your potential stripping career?
You and I tend to have similar taste in men, I've noticed this before but I don't know that I ever commented on it.
Love the entire list.
You know, I confess I've never found RDJ particularly attractive, but holy godtopus Iron Man just made me completely happy in all the right places.
Mmm.
Fantastic lists, both of them. Although, I would replace The Rock with Clive Owen as Dwight in Sin City, or Smith in Shoot 'Em Up. I like 'em rough!
As for the ladies, I have major changes to that list....keep the adorable Chuck and unbelievably awesome Liz Lemon, but add Bones (Emily Deschanel), Gail in Sin City (Rosario Dawson--again, I like 'em tough), and Kate Winslet in ANYTHING!!!! She just looks delicious!!
Wait! That's gay? I will have to adjust my playing style.
Oh the shame that I know who that man is. Totally a gay porn star.
Um, wait a minute.
Did he honestly just pull a pair of nunchucks out of his crotch?
That may be both the gayest and the hottest thing I've seen today.
Mmmmmmm Angel.
Matt: As do I!
Rusty: The sad thing? The dude is straight. I shit you not. Mind you, you couldn't tell by his resume, but still. And we have bitchin' taste in men, no matter what Stacey says.
Figgy: I didn't really care about him until Iron Man either. He was before my time. But still, that is one extraordinary nutsack. And congrats on EE!
DammitJanet: But I did at Winslet! See? It's Clementine! CLEMENTINE!
admin: You should probably take it for granted that everything on this blog is supergay.
Anon: Reese Rideout. The man is completely crazycakes, but in a good way.
Jaci: Yes, yes he did. Don't even ask me how he managed to fit those down there, cause I'm not gonna answer.
AVB: Yeah, I have to say, it's the best of both worlds there. And second the Angel Mmmm...
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