Yup, I got my Cal test back today. 78.3%! That's a C+! Can you fucking believe it? I didn't fail miserably like I thought I would. Woooo!
But now I'm scared. My doing well in math is in no way, shape or form compatible with the universe. If I can do well in Math, who's to say the Laws of Physics can't suddenly just look at each other and say "You know what? Fuck it. Let's change things up for shits and giggles". I am genuinely worried that my doing well in Calculus will result in the universe as we know it ceasing to exist. I would recommend stocking up on non-perishable food items and firearms.
Anyways, while I fashion myself a tinfoil hat and prepare for the endtimes, here's a look at my current level of unadulterated horror. MUSTACHE!
3 comments:
Oh Jeremy, are you a great fan of the movie Signs with the foil hats an all?
x Robert
Congrats on the Cal test... now I am scared, truly scared, LOL.
I used to be good at math but then I got stupid. Did you steal my high school brain?
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