I Squirted

For those of you who haven't heard about it yet, you can now see pictures and movies of me jacking off on Squirtz. I do various other things as well, including stripping, showing off my ass and killing a goat dressed as the imp of destruction to appease the god Dionysus (although I think that one might have ended up on the cutting room floor). Anyways, pics will be up once Bruce releases a press package, though for now, maybe a pic of my airbushed-to-fuck mug will do (sorry, but until I get a go ahead, y'all have to pay for it like everyone else). I have to admit, it's a pretty decent pic of me, although I think that's mostly because the guys pretty much photoshopped the sweet baby jeebus outta me until I stopped looking like a hideous troll. Score!

Anyways, for those willing to pony up, the video is available now, and you can see it here. For now, I'm just gonna go to bed and try to get over the fact that I have a ridonkulously tiny mouth. Honestly, it borders on Betty Boop-ish.